Dork Mugs

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Channel your inner nerd with this classic design! This shirt is a fun way to show off your love for all things nerdy.

When all that great UK broadcasting hits you right in the feels.

Be a rebel

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Arcade" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our

Time to wear your rogue pride! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Mars the tiefling rogue!

Available only in 2022: show off how much you loved Dork X 2022 with this shirt!

Meet Rosie Thistlebrook, rock gnome artillerist artificer!

Meet Imogen, human champion fighter.

Always be a Dinosaur.

Welcome to the dorkside, we have pretty maths rocks!

Enter the tub. Reap the whirlpool.

It's a good time to be a ranger! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Aesyn Rightwing! (her original shirt has been discontinued)

It's a good time to be a ranger! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Aesyn Rightwing! (her original shirt has been discontinued)

Gersberms!

My PIN is the last 4 digits of pi funny nerd math

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic Game Controller" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time wi

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic Game Controller" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time wi

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Arcade" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Arcade" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I'm Not

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - WASD" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Arcade" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our

flowey the flower

British Slang Word For Geek.

For all the dorks in The 6ix. (white text)

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Handheld Console " T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in tim

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic Game Controller" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time wi

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic Game Controller" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time wi

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Handheld Console " T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in tim

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Floppy" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our

British Slang Word For Geek.

"Yub Nub" in cursive Hebrew/Yiddish letters.

"Yub Nub" in cursive Hebrew/Yiddish letters.

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I'm Not

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I'm Not