Fart Department Mugs

Description: Show off your retired firefighter status with this Genuine Old Fart tee. Perfect for former firefighters looking for a humorous way to express their retirement, this shirt is comfortable and stylish. Whether you're lounging at home or out running errands, this tee is a great addition to your wardrobe.

Description: The translation of Pumpernickel, a type of rye bread originally from Germany, comes from Pumpern -- to to break wind -- and Nickel, a take on the name Nicholas, which is associated with goblins or devilish characters. The word comes from the bread's "reputed indigestibility."

Description: FartMerch University, Department of Flatulence. Major: tooting. Minor: sharting. Honors: silent but deadly. Class of every day. A funny college-parody gift for graduates, professors with a sense of humor, and anyone with a lifetime degree in gas. Clean serif header, distressed white and FartMerch green on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.