Fart Department Tapestries

Description: Show off your retired firefighter status with this Genuine Old Fart tee. Perfect for former firefighters looking for a humorous way to express their retirement, this shirt is comfortable and stylish. Whether you're lounging at home or out running errands, this tee is a great addition to your wardrobe.

Description: The translation of Pumpernickel, a type of rye bread originally from Germany, comes from Pumpern -- to to break wind -- and Nickel, a take on the name Nicholas, which is associated with goblins or devilish characters. The word comes from the bread's "reputed indigestibility."