Hetero Mugs

Jay and Silent Bob make the cutest pixelated dudes.

Introducing our "Happy Hetero, Listen To Me" shirt, a bold and confident expression of individuality and self-assurance. The sleek design features the words "Happy Hetero, Listen To Me I Know What I Am Talking About," sending a powerful message about embracing one's identity and being heard. Wear it proudly and make a statement that is as unique and correct as you most certainly are.

Are you an ally? Are you cisgender? Then show off your CISterhood with this mirrored message design!

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These cis hers be wilding

The "Mallrats" era Dynamic Duo hanging out at the mall in front of the pet store, practicing the Jedi mind trick! At least it ain't a very uncomfortable place! Gerbils, gerbils gerbils!!! Snootchy bootchie noochies!!

Jay and Bob from their short time in "Chasing Amy" (The best of Kevin Smiths movies by far because of the title-giving story Bob tells). Keep collecting those phat envelopes yo..... Do or do not...

Looking stylish and just trying to meet women or make a profit, Jay and Bob ended up prophets for the descendant of Jesus, due to a loophole in Dogma. I knew all along they were meant for greatness... Bonnnnggg

From their humble beginnings in black and white movies outside the Quick Stop, this dynamic duo of hetero lifemates went on to star in many fine films! Their thespian skill gained them roles alongside the most talented of orangutans, and even with the lead of the greatest movie ever, "Phantoms". It was the bomb! At the pinnacle of their careers they walked the halls of the greatest Canadian television series, "Degrassi". Congratulations on all your fine work, Kevin James and Jason Lee! Snoochie boochies! MESSAGE ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE DESIGN IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SPOT ON THE ITEM YOU WANT! (OR FOR A DIFFERENT SIZE FOR THE PICTURE ON THE ITEM) Also check me out on Deviantart at http://gkillerb.deviantart.com/

Helping the world one Orangutan at a time! Jay and Bob do some good on their way to save the Bluntman and Chronic movie. HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS!!!

Introducing our vibrant Happy Hetero African American Couple shirt, showcasing the joyous spirit of a happy hetero African American couple. Embraced in a colorful design, this shirt captures the essence of love and unity. This shirt is a celebration of happiness, diversity, and the beauty of love that transcends borders.

Introducing our "Young Love" shirt, a celebration of the exuberant spirit of a happy young hetero couple. With a vibrant design that mirrors the zest for life and love, this shirt captures the essence of youth and togetherness. The “Young Love" shirt is not just a fashion statement; it's a declaration of the joy found in the journey of love for the young and the young at heart.

LGBT

Gear up with our "Right Tool for The Right Job" shirt, a tribute to the wisdom of a well-equipped man. Featuring a rugged design adorned with essential tools, this shirt is a nod to the importance of making the right decision in every endeavor. Wear it proudly as a reminder that with the right tools, there's life will certainly be happy for a determined and well-equipped man.

Introducing our "Daisy Duo" shirt, where the beauty of nature meets the joy of togetherness in a happy hetero depiction of two pink daisies. With a vibrant and cheerful design, this shirt captures the essence of love and unity, celebrating the unique bond shared by the blossoming daisy couple. The "Daisy Duo" shirt is a blooming testament to the positivity of love and the freshness of floral-inspired fashion.

For conservative day to day heroes

Introducing our charming "Pawsitively in Love" shirt featuring an adorable hetero bulldog couple, radiating pure joy and companionship. This shirt not only celebrates the love between these endearing bulldogs but also ensures maximum comfort for you. Wear this delightful design proudly to spread smiles and showcase your love for our furry friends in style.

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