Kill All Humans Mugs

Metallica Parody

Get ready to serve our new robot overlords. Ingratiate yourself with your new automaton boss. Make a splash at your next pro-machine learning seminar. Robots are the future.

Parody bender.

Touring Chapek-9.

Dolphin has a point

A retro robot on a mission, best be hiding!

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Am I the only one who has "Robot Parade" (They Might Be Giants) playing in my head when I look at this?

Take it easy space things. There is a whole planet of humans to destroy, there's no need to fight over us. however, don't think we won't give you a fight like you've never seen before. We know a lot of tricks and whatnot because we watch a lot of Sci-fi...and Kung Fu...so bring it!

hypothetical simulations of what if...

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you could even pawn your chess set

You can't eat Popplers, but you can get a souvenir Omicron Persei 8 t-shirt. Some say if you know the right people you can still get Popplers, but you didn't hear that from us.

and that makes me sad