I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: 80s, retro, cute, cartoons, rainbow
If you OKCupid/Plenty of Fish/eHarmony/godhelpyou Craigslist, please consider wearing this shirt for your own personal peace of mind in your profile pics, and also, some sweet free advertising for me. (In a realm of DMCA'd fanart content, i don't wanna hear any of you gripe and say there's no such thing as a good idea anymore.)
Tags: creep, ladies, girls, adorable, animal