Oz 9 Mugs

The designer's favorite, so you know it's good.

In the ongoing tradition of our fans' designs being better than ours, here's another.

This picture would never happen IRL because these two would never turn their backs on each other.

Seriously, pretty sure standing in a straight line is the limit of this team's capabilities.

Season one of the Oz 9 podcast on a shirt. The whole dang thing

The amazing designer @karinheim graciously VOLUNTEERED to make us a bunch of Oz 9 designs. We said yes. We're not THAT stupid.

Leet's on his way back to the healer pod. Again. Repair bots are vicious little sods, aren't they?

You can't have a t-shirt without your two favorite assassins. Correction: you really shouldn't have a t-shirt without your two favorite assassins.

Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

Being awake and alert really isn't our jam, but if it's yours, here's a coffee mug to start your day. Better than some bored guy saying "alarm... alarm...."

Catch a rare glimpse of the Oz 9 ship as it chonks along in outer space. All sales of this special pride rainbow version will go to The Trevor Project. www.TheTrevorProject.org

If science were always this sexy, more of us would have the periodic table memorized....

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

More Leet for more happy.

Need a treat? Leet!

Heroic running! Without scissors! (because no one and I mean NO ONE better put a pair of scissors in this boy's hands)

There's probably a zombie in the corridor.

The Oz 9 Albatros, she's The Terminator in a pencil skirt.

Colin, somehow never seen without his martini...sometimes barely seen at all.

all the merch you could want with this guy on it!

Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

Oh, and if all your friends wanted to jump off a cliff, I suppose you'd do that too?

Declare your outerspace-simian affiliation with pride and maybe a coffee mug!

Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

If you spill your coffee, no worries! Your mug has the disclaimer built right in ...

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

Can't you just hear Olivia saying this?

Olivia swears it's not her fault, but we're all starting to suspect that may be a lie of sorts.

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

You thought James Bond was cool. Pffffft. This woman makes the martini swiller look like a rank amateur.

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.