Oz9 Stickers

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

The 9-compoops are actually 9 in number now, with the addition of le Bichon Frise (pretty sure that's FREE-ZAY) and the Albatros!

Are you? Are you TRULY Oz 9 AF?

Olivia swears it's not her fault, but we're all starting to suspect that may be a lie of sorts.

OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

all the merch you could want with this guy on it!

Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

Can't you just hear Olivia saying this?

If you spill your coffee, no worries! Your mug has the disclaimer built right in ...

The boring alarm on the Oz 9.

Declare your outerspace-simian affiliation with pride and maybe a coffee mug!

As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

Oh, and if all your friends wanted to jump off a cliff, I suppose you'd do that too?

Everyone's favorite French assassin.

Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

The 778 XX Maintenance and Repair Bot

When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

So many silly people, all in one place. Have we infiltrated YOUR ears yet?

The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

She may look innocent, but the Oz 9's Artificial Intelligence will fry you where you stand or gas you with experimental aromatherapy... you won't like it.

He's pretty cranky at the best of times, but let's be honest: he's not exactly narrating the "best of times."

An errant olive may have turned Colin into Colin-plus, but to the crew of the Oz 9, he's still the arrogant, annoying Colin he's always been.

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

He's the ship's Public Relations guy. Or is he?

The famous French assassin's threat!