Pessimist Mugs
NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED Mug
by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST
$13 $18
Description: Some people prepare for things going well. Others notice every possible way a plan could go sideways and quietly keep a list of backup options. One small problem leads to another, so there is already a second plan ready, followed by a third one just in case. The funny part is how detailed the whole arrangement becomes. An afternoon can somehow have alternative versions, each prepared for a different inconvenience. It sounds excessive until something goes wrong, and suddenly all that planning looks strangely useful. There is no guarantee that the backup plan will work either. Sometimes the backup needs its own backup. Then another one appears for that. Eventually, there are many alternatives that the original plan almost becomes irrelevant.
I'm not a pessimist, I just have a very detailed plan for when everything goes wrong Mug
by englishlearning
$13 $18
Description: A humorous graphic featuring three glasses of water and corresponding text. The top glass is labeled 'OPTIMIST: THE GLASS IS HALF FULL.'. The middle glass is labeled 'PESSIMIST: THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY.'. The bottom glass is labeled 'PRAGMATIST: JUST DRINK IT ALREADY!'. The background is black.
Optimist Pessimist Pragmatist Glass Half Full Half Empty Just Drink It Already Text Mug
by liquiditynationsquad
$13 $18
Description: Tri-panel design with text and glass illustrations. The top panel reads 'OPTIMIST: GLASS S FULL' next to a full glass. The middle panel reads 'PESSIMIST GLASS IS HALF EMPTY' next to a half-empty glass. The bottom panel reads 'ENGINEER: GLASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS IT NEEDS TO BE' next to a glass smaller than the liquid it contains.
