Pessimist T-Shirts

Description: (n.) An optimist with real world experience.

Description: oh well

Description: NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED

Description: For the nihilist pessimistic asshole in your life.

Description: No matter how much you say it, onions always somehow get on the plate. Keep pushing for #NoOnions in the most pessimistic way possible

Description: A simply drawn white cat who is about to drop a glass of water is the center of the item. The written indications conform a meme-like graph. The classic optimist and pessimist ambivalence is invaded by a nasty me.

Description: In a funk? A little antisocial? Cynical? Hate everyone? Bleak and Misanthropic? A depressingly funny design from eBrush Design.

Description: Everything Sucks!

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Life may be meaningless, but this kitty sure has fun!

Description: If you love Mr Pessimist , then you'll love our Mr Pessimist Parlipod Fandom shirt.

Description: I hope you like it!!!!

Description: This Uncaring Gen-X design by Nemons is the perfect geek gift for any comic book or superhero movie loving Generation Xer. Featuring a vintage distressed style comic book graphic logo that perfectly captures that sarcastic sentiment that people born in the 70's are known for.

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Pessimist girl holding an umbrella with rain inside

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: For all of the honest people out there who want to share how they are feeling right now.

Description: I have my doubts

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Nihilism and Existential Crisis.

Description: Life’s full of unexpected waves—sometimes ship happens. But hey, it’s all about how you navigate the storm and steer toward calmer waters. Keep sailing, captain!

Description: A mockery of Friedrich Nietzsche

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Hotdog knows how meaningless life is. Let everyone know that you understand too!

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Perfect Gift for anyone who loves Beer, this will be a great shirt for you to wear. Awesome gift idea!

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Description: Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Description: Make Orwell Fiction Again And Again Bro

Description: Arthur Schopenhauer, the depressed German philosopher, cheers himself up with a lovely pink doughnut. As we all know, a doughnut can cure even severe cases of Weltschmerz - best to have some on hand.

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Description: Channel vintage boxing vibes with a bold, ironic twist. "It's A Throat Punch Kinda Day" delivers attitude and humor, perfect for anyone tackling life's challenges with a punchy sense of style. Make a statement that's equal parts grit and wit.

Description: Wear your negativity with pride!

Description: Optimists say the glass is half full, pessimists say it's half empty, but most people just don't care.

Description: For light fabrics. Words: " I Don't Think Being Pessimistic Will Work For Me!"

Description: Embrace the happiness through existential dread.

Description: Perfect for parties, barbecues, and happy hours, this witty and humorous design will make you the life of the party. Embrace your routine and showcase your fun side with this conversation starter.

Description: I wanted to do a more feel-good message, but that one was trademarked, so here's a more honest one - for those days when you get to throw away two weeks of your work because you didn't google before designing...

Description: For dark fabrics. Words: " I Don't Think Being Pessimistic Will Work For Me!"

Description: "Marvin the paranoid android" is a character from the book(and movie) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", but you already know that . He's a pessimist robot, but you already know that. So...since you already know everything there's to know, Come, see and buy this shirt with a few of the best and most hilarious quotes of this little pessimist robot.

Description: I'm not a pessimist; I just have a subscription to the dark side of reality.

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: I can't either, Steve. Quote from the movie adaptation of "Ghost World" by Daniel Clowes.

Description: For the Generally Optimistically Pessimistic Person

Description: Orwell 84

Description: This funny Optimist, Pessimist, Engineer t-shirt is an awesome idea to wear if you’re studying Engineering or if you’re related with the area. It’s also a great idea as a gift for a t-shirt lover.