Randy Quaid Mugs

Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Legend of the lanes.

Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Have you checked your shitter lately? It might full. Nevermind his unconventional ways. Call Cousin Eddie and he'll get the job done...legally or not.

"I'M BIG ERN" -Ernie McCracken

Out in the middle of nowhere

Good ol' Ernie McCracken from the Farrelly Brothers bowling classic, "Kingpin" is here again. This time he comes equipped with one of my favorite quotes of his.

Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Meister Brau Ad

Finally above the law. Legend.

Uncle Eddie from Christmas Vacation finally found a job after 7 years. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Cousin Eddie's RV Rentals

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

A double print poster for the Blues Traveler song "But Anyway" and the movie "King Pin."

"Nothin' but the best!"

A double print poster for the Blues Traveler song "But Anyway" and the movie "King Pin."

Munson Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

"This is... this is the vault, or as some of us have come to call it 'the FREAK show'."

Kingpin tells the story of an alcoholic ex-professional bowler (Harrelson) who becomes the manager for a promising Amish talent (Quaid).

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Have you checked your shitters lately? They might be full. Lucky the sewer is close by. You can just empty the chemical toilet in there. How convenient!

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Cousin Eddie classic quotes

Saint Clark Griswold // Christmas Vacation Fan Art

Saint Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full

Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Museum Ready

Hey Clark!

I don't think one could be any more festive than this.

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Munson Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.