Randy Quaid Baseball T-Shirts

Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Legend of the lanes.

Have you checked your shitter lately? It might full. Nevermind his unconventional ways. Call Cousin Eddie and he'll get the job done...legally or not.

Good ol' Ernie McCracken from the Farrelly Brothers bowling classic, "Kingpin" is here again. This time he comes equipped with one of my favorite quotes of his.

"I'M BIG ERN" -Ernie McCracken

Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Meister Brau Ad

Out in the middle of nowhere

"Nothin' but the best!"

Cousin Eddie's RV Rentals

Uncle Eddie from Christmas Vacation finally found a job after 7 years. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Finally above the law. Legend.

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.

Kingpin tells the story of an alcoholic ex-professional bowler (Harrelson) who becomes the manager for a promising Amish talent (Quaid).

A double print poster for the Blues Traveler song "But Anyway" and the movie "King Pin."

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

A double print poster for the Blues Traveler song "But Anyway" and the movie "King Pin."

"This is... this is the vault, or as some of us have come to call it 'the FREAK show'."

Munson Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Have you checked your shitters lately? They might be full. Lucky the sewer is close by. You can just empty the chemical toilet in there. How convenient!

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Saint Clark Griswold // Christmas Vacation Fan Art

Cousin Eddie classic quotes

Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Museum Ready

Saint Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full

Hey Clark!

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

I don't think one could be any more festive than this.

Munson Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.