Sarcastic And Witty Quotes Mugs

I'm ugly and I'm proud

I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM T-Shirt Funny Unisex Tee Sarcastic

I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Perfect for Men and Women. Makes a Great Gift for Birthday's, or Christmas. Grab Yours Today to Show Your Sarcastic Side To The World. That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic and cynical designs available for all different types of humor. Visit our store today to see more.

The first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it

Sarcasm It's How I Hug T-Shirt Funny Sarcastic Gift Shirt

Nothing new really.

Funny Shirt, You're About As Useful As A White Crayon, Sarcastic Snarky, Y2K Aesthetic Tee

Funny Shirt, You're About As Useful As A White Crayon, Sarcastic Snarky, Y2K Aesthetic

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funny sarcastic shirt perfect for a gift for sarcastic lovers and anti-social. perfect for a birthday gift and any event.

This funny and relatable illustration features a skyline of buildings with the text "Architect because engineers need babysitters." Perfect for architects, engineers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Makes a great gift for any friend or family member ,and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Your Inspirational Quotes have Inspired me to Unfriend You” design on apparel, and other unique gifts.

Are you looking for the perfect gift for your coworkers on your list this year?No matter your budget. Check out the gift ideas on this design, it can be a gift for your family, friends,for her, for him, and much more.

I ain't even mad

'You're Welcome' is traditionally a polite response when someone thanks you for something you may have done for them, be it holding a door open or handing you something out of reach. Of course, it can also be used to remind someone that they should have thanked you or at least acknowledged your effort. The latter usage is of course rather rude, but can also be used in jest when peppered with ample sarcasm and wit, so why not just put it out there in print so that you don't have to say anything at all?

May not have talent but more than made up for with connections

To Those Who Watch My Life And Gossip About It Don't Give Up Season 2 Is Coming, Funny Sayings

I WISH COMMON SENSE WAS MORE COMMON

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "What fresh hell is this?"

I ain't even mad

This is a simple yet fun bowling design for you or a bowling loving close one. Splits and giggles

For a special person.

Funny I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed

Simple white letters on black background: "hoi polloi". It sounds kinda fancy, right? "Join the hoi polloi for some polo, what, old chap?" But no. It means the masses; the common people; the poors. You and me, as it happens.

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Simple white letters on black background: "hoi polloi". It sounds kinda fancy, right? "Join the hoi polloi for some polo, what, old chap?" But no. It means the masses; the common people; the poors. You and me, as it happens.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Never complain; never explain."

I Am Small And Sensitive But Also Fight Me 2

I'd Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize

Simple white letters on black background: "style icon". Nothing says "style icon" like simple white words on a black background. It's a blank canvas, ready for your fashionable imagination. Met Gala, here we come.

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Funny sarcastic quote.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes - means if you do stupid things you will get really stupid " prizes " . Maybe you know someone who plays stupid games all the time? This will be perfect gift for them !

Hold on... give me a second.

Simple white letters on black background: "Very busy & immensely important." Things to do, people to see, tacos to eat, couches to lie on. I might even do some doomscrolling later on.

You can do many things but you just can't fix stupidity!