Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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Sometimes you just want to let you freak flag fly. It's Saturday night at Mordor and Smeagol has a hot date with you. He's got his face on; ready to dance the night away under the light of the All Seeing Eye! Smegol's looking FAB! So can you!
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