Murdery Merch
Description: A humorous graphic features the word "COFFEE" in bold, arched letters above a cup of coffee with rising steam, set against retro orange, yellow and creme stripes. Below the coffee cup are the words "makes me feel less" above the word "MURDERY." An intricate hand is at the very bottom.
Description: This Design Is For Cat Lovers And Pet Owners With A Sarcastic Sense Of Humor. Features The Phrase Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery, Perfect For Those Who Find Comfort In Their Feline Companions.
Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery Funny Cat Owner Sarcastic Feline Lover Shorts
by Funny Animal Kings
$27
Description: Keep your sanity intact with the purr-fect dose of dark humor! This hilariously relatable design features a beautifully detailed, vintage 1950s illustration of a wholesome woman cuddling a sweet kitten, paired with the delightfully blunt confession: "Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for introverts, stressed-out cat moms, true crime fans, and anyone who relies on their feline friends for daily anger management.
Description: A black background displays text and a cartoon kitten surrounded by puzzle pieces. The top text reads "PUZZLING MAKES ME FEEL". Below the kitten, "LESS LESS" is written in white, and "MURDERY" is in distressed red. The kitten is gray with green eyes. Puzzle pieces in red, gold, and grey are scattered around.
Description: Keep your sanity intact with the purr-fect dose of dark humor! This hilariously relatable design features a beautifully detailed, vintage 1950s illustration of a wholesome woman cuddling a sweet kitten, paired with the delightfully blunt confession: "Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for introverts, stressed-out cat moms, true crime fans, and anyone who relies on their feline friends for daily anger management.
Description: Hilarious vintage-inspired cat design for those who adore their feline friends. Perfect for cat lovers!
Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery Funny Vintage Cat Lover Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by lucky double 6
$24
Description: Embrace your bold side with this striking design featuring a powerful Rottweiler dog, complete with a spiked collar, alongside a dynamic whiskey . The graphic captures a moment of a spirited splash, adding an energetic touch. Below, the humorous and sarcastic phrase 'WHISKEY MAKES ME FEEL LESS MURDERY' is displayed in a distressed, grunge-style font, making a statement for those who appreciate dark humor. This design is ideal for whiskey drinkers, bourbon lovers, scotch enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a good drink to unwind. It's also a fantastic way for Rottweiler owners and dog lovers to showcase their affection for their canine companions with an edgy twist. The art style is bold and illustrative, perfect for individuals with a rebell
Description: A retro inspired typography design built around the phrase "No Talkie Before Coffee" This humorous artwork captures the universal need for a fresh cup of coffee before starting the day. Featuring clean typography and coffee themed humor, it appeals to espresso fans, café lovers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates a little caffeine before conversation.
Description: For those days when the weeds are winning and your patience is running low, there's gardening. This vintage-inspired design combines colorful flowers, a classic garden trowel, and a sense of humor every gardener can appreciate. Perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, homesteaders, flower enthusiasts, and anyone who finds peace with their hands in the soil. A fun retro gardening gift for moms, dads, grandmas, grandpas, master gardeners, and plant addicts alike.
Gardening Makes Me Less Murdery | Funny Retro Gardener Gift Vintage Garden Shirt Tote
by Freshy Studios
$20
Description: For those days when the weeds are winning and your patience is running low, there's gardening. This vintage-inspired design combines colorful flowers, a classic garden trowel, and a sense of humor every gardener can appreciate. Perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, homesteaders, flower enthusiasts, and anyone who finds peace with their hands in the soil. A fun retro gardening gift for moms, dads, grandmas, grandpas, master gardeners, and plant addicts alike.
