My Mind Merch
Description: "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-Shirt – For the Absent-Minded and Easily Distracted Ever wonder where all those forgotten thoughts, tasks, and ideas go? It’s simple—they’ve entered your personal Bermuda Triangle. This "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose brain feels like a black hole of lost memories and forgotten to-do lists. Perfect For Anyone who’s ever completely forgotten what they were talking about mid-sentence. People with a knack for losing things… especially their thoughts. A funny gift for that friend who always says, “Wait, what was I saying?”
Sometimes my mind is like the Bermuda Triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen or heard from again. Tapestry
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$30
Description: My Mind Is A Dirty Thing. And I Love Having You In It Joke My Mind Is A Dirty Thing And I Love Having You In It - Playful flirty phrase blending cheeky humor with affectionate romantic energy. Perfect casual wear gift for couples, flirty personalities, romantics, and fans of witty suggestive humor
Description: The Only Time I Lost Is When I Lost My Mind The Only Time I Lost Is When I Lost My Mind The Only Time I Lost Is When I Lost My Mind fun conversation starter for anyone with a wild sense of humor. Ideal for those who love being wild, cool, and amusing, this eye-catching design makes a wonderful quote for your mother, aunt, grandmother, sister, or anybody else you care about.
Description: Shop this funny aging quote graphic featuring the statement: "I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major hissy fit" paired with a cool messy-hair chicken wearing sunglasses. Perfect for fans of funny chicken art, sarcastic aging jokes, hilarious birthday humor, and unique retirement gifts.
Description: "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-Shirt – For the Absent-Minded and Easily Distracted Ever wonder where all those forgotten thoughts, tasks, and ideas go? It’s simple—they’ve entered your personal Bermuda Triangle. This "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose brain feels like a black hole of lost memories and forgotten to-do lists. Perfect For Anyone who’s ever completely forgotten what they were talking about mid-sentence. People with a knack for losing things… especially their thoughts. A funny gift for that friend who always says, “Wait, what was I saying?”
Description: Some people can stay focused on one thing for hours. Others can get distracted by anything—a strange noise, a random sign, or a thought that has nothing to do with what they’re doing. Give that kind of person a fast car, and things could get interesting very quickly. The plan might start with following the track, but one tiny distraction could lead to a completely unexpected detour. Before anyone realizes what happened, the car could be heading toward a neighboring country instead of the finish line. At that point, the race team would have bigger concerns than changing tires. They’d probably be checking maps, calling border control, and wondering how someone managed to turn a professional race into a very curious international road trip.
Description: A monochrome text-based composition with floral accents and a mailbox graphic. The text reads "POSTAL WORKER Before You Try To HURT MY FEELINGS KEEP IN MIND I DON'T HAVE ANY You Probably Do". The central graphic features a white mailbox with decorative sprigs on either side.
Postal Worker Before You Try To Hurt My Feelings Keep In Mind I Don't Have Any You Probably Do Phone Case
by Remisova illustrator
$23
Description: A black background features a detailed, realistic red rose with dripping blood. Two antique revolvers are crossed behind the rose, with their barrels pointing upwards. Ornate grey scrollwork borders the central elements. White text curves around the top and bottom: "I shoot with my mind" and "I kill with my heart."
I Shoot With My Mind I Kill With My Heart Rose and Guns Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$24
Description: My Mind Is Up On The Mountains Apparel My Mind Is Up On The Mountains Everyone who enjoys designs with hilarious or encouraging phrases should wear this outfit. What you see, do you like it? Why wait then? Take it now. You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned! Great present for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, and other events.
Description: A graphic featuring a bear silhouette filled with a forest and mountain scene. Above the bear is a large compass rose with birds flying from it. Below is the text "AND INTO THE FOREST I GO, TO LOSE MY MIND AND FIND MAY SOUL". A small compass emblem is at the bottom.
And Into The Forest I Go To Lose My Mind And Find May Soul Bear Compass T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$24