Nap Master Merch
Master Procrastinator Bag
by Prometheus 31 Retro Vintage Geek Nostalgia Merch
$19 $24
Description: A black background with white text. The word "Warlock" is at the top, followed by "(noun)". Below this are three numbered definitions: "1. hex master", "2. eldritch blaster", and "3. cosmic sugar baby". At the bottom, it says "See also: short rest aka power nap of the damned". Purple cartoon eyes are to the right of "Warlock".
Warlock (noun) Hex Master Eldritch Blaster Cosmic Sugar Baby Baseball T-Shirt
by Xsmile Xstd
$19 $26
Description: A black background features white text defining "Warlock" as a noun. Below the definition are three numbered phrases: "hex master," "eldritch blaster," and "cosmic sugar baby." Additional text reads "See also: short rest aka power nap of the danned." Purple stylized eyes with lightning-bolt-like lashes are positioned in the upper right.
Warlock (noun) Hex Master Eldritch Blaster Cosmic Sugar Baby Eyes Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Xsmile Xstd
$27 $35
Dad: The Myth, The Legend, The Nap Master. Sticker
by FunnyTshirtHub
$3.00 $3.50