Never Be Someones Sometimes Merch

Description: Meet Verdi Lucktail, a charming green, white, and brown catblob. Verdi sports a tiny pair of glasses, giving them an intellectual air. With a laid-back demeanor, they believe it's better to be lucky than good, effortlessly navigating life with a smile. Verdi's presence brings a sense of calm and fortune to all who meet them.

Description: Introducing Seraphina Glimmerpetal, a snug kitty wrapped in a cozy purrito, lounging on a vibrant green leaf. Seraphina's serene presence and gentle purrs make her a captivating and fantastical creature, bringing magic to any scene.

Description: Meet Neby Starfluff, a radiant blue cat with a cosmic glow and a penchant for the peculiar. Perched atop a moonbeam, Neby's fur sparkles like the night sky. With every purr, he insists that embracing our quirks is the key to true joy, his starlit eyes twinkling with endless possibilities.

Description: Two bright orange cats sit facing one another, their noses gently meeting in a tender kiss. A glowing red heart hovers above, capturing the warmth of their bond. Their cheeks blush softly, tails curled in mirrored arcs, as if the universe itself pauses to honor their devotion. Meet Solenne Fireglow and Caden Embertail, ever in love.

Description: Round orange stripe-kitty hunkers low, cheeks flushed, green leaf perched as a ritual cap. Brows knit; tail curled under. Watching everything, plotting snack taxation and quiet vengeance for stolen treats. Their name? Tigbit Leafhelm, and they were born to be silly but they're mad at social injustice.

Description: Two bright orange cats sit facing one another, their noses gently meeting in a tender kiss. A glowing red heart hovers above, capturing the warmth of their bond. Their cheeks blush softly, tails curled in mirrored arcs, as if the universe itself pauses to honor their devotion. Meet Solenne Fireglow and Caden Embertail, ever in love.

Description: Round orange stripe-kitty hunkers low, cheeks flushed, green leaf perched as a ritual cap. Brows knit; tail curled under. Watching everything, plotting snack taxation and quiet vengeance for stolen treats. Their name? Tigbit Leafhelm, and they were born to be silly but they're mad at social injustice.

Description: Meet Verdi Lucktail, a charming green, white, and brown catblob. Verdi sports a tiny pair of glasses, giving them an intellectual air. With a laid-back demeanor, they believe it's better to be lucky than good, effortlessly navigating life with a smile. Verdi's presence brings a sense of calm and fortune to all who meet them.

Description: Wearing oversized headphones, this cat sits like a monument—stone-faced, unshaken, utterly unbothered by the noise of the world. Eyes steady, voice flat, it says, “In order to be number one, you gotta be odd.” Its name is Varnen Oddway, and it was born allergic to mediocrity.