New Beware Merch

Don't Throw off My Groove is a funny illustration of Kuzco the emperor llama from the classic cartoon movie. If you love llamas, alpacas and animation films this is for you!

Beware

Up and running between 2005 and 2010, TRUMP UNIVERSITY was the real estate school that was going to make you rich – AFTER you ponied up the $35,000 for course materials. Hey, by Ivy League standards, this is cheap. And boy was it. Sad, out of date materials, unqualified instructors and bad info meant that if you did get hired as an agent, it wouldn't be long till you got fired. It turned out (warning: spoiler) that the whole thing... gasp... was just another Trumpian scam, for which the state court fined Donald $25 million (restitution). Once again, the future POTUS escaped serious consequences; no jail time, no fine (many experts felt he should have been hit for $250 mil)! My MADE A DEAL WITH tee was designed with Trump in mind (check it)

Henry David Thoreau quote: Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes

Do you remember 'The Three Billie Goats Gruff'? Well this bridge reminded me of that story. Taken in the New Forest on a beautiful autumn day in Sussex, England

we've been sold a bill of goods.

Ladies, beware I'm a player! This funny piano pun was designed for pianists, piano players and other musicians who enjoy some good old piano humor.

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Caution this one is sure to bite you been warned!!

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