Newly Single Merch

Description: Fabulous design for bachelors and bachelorettes to wear at engagement parties, wedding parties and on honeymoon. A play on words that any film lover will know. Perfect design for anyone who has recently got married or engaged.

Description: Divorced The Narcissistic Cockwomble is a typography design and quote celebating divorce. Grey text as narcissists suck the color out of people. Perfect for making a statement, making change, words to live by or as words to encourage ABOUT THE ART © ‎‎‎ Vector ‎18 ‎February ‎2019, ‏‎12:35:00 Tracey Harrington Simpson

Description: Why pay extra baggage fees when you can leave your emotional baggage behind? “I JUST SAVED A BUNDLE ON BAGGAGE FEES” delivers a hilarious twist on breakups, relationships, and traveling light! Featuring a confident woman in sunglasses and a stylish sunhat walking away with her suitcase while her shocked ex sits inside a recycling bin labeled “DUMP EX HERE,” this colorful design celebrates freedom, independence, and leaving bad relationships behind. Perfect for newly single women, divorce survivors, travelers, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic relationship humor. A funny gift for girlfriends, best friends, divorce parties, and fresh starts.

Description: "I ♥ MY ALIMONY" is stacked in bold cream varsity block letters with a bright red heart, and "PAID IN FULL. BY SOMEONE ELSE." runs underneath in gold italic capitals. Deadpan, dry-witted and built for anyone who came out of a divorce with a smile and a monthly deposit. A fun pick for divorce parties, newly single friends and anyone celebrating a fresh start, or as a holiday gift.

Description: This funny wedding design features the sarcastic quote 'She Got A Ring I Got This Shirt' with a diamond ring graphic in distressed typography. It is the perfect humorous statement for the single friend at a bachelor, bachelorette, or engagement party.

Description: Vision So Bad I Almost Saw Something In You

Description: This Girl is Finally Divorced Funny Divorce Party

Description: This Girl is Finally Divorced Funny Divorce Party

Description: Funny Breakup Quote I'm Over My Ex Minimalist Typography tee

Description: A cheeky slogan for anyone who left a marriage and ended up better off. Lighthearted, sarcastic wording about moving on and enjoying single life.

Description: Celebrate freedom with this witty design featuring the bold black quote "Hell Yes I'm DIVORCED I SAID In Sickness And Health I DID NOT SAY In Sadness And Hell" styled with a central ribbon banner. It makes a thoughtful surprise for family, close friends, or newly single individuals during divorce parties or birthdays, creating a beautiful contrast on light backgrounds.

Description: You Can't Fix Stupid But You Can Divorce It Retro Sarcastic Saying

Description: Ready to get back out there? This funny design is perfect for anyone celebrating a fresh start, a finalized divorce, or a new chapter in the single life. A great gag gift for divorce parties or for that newly single friend who is returning to the dating scene with a little more wisdom.

Description: Celebrate freedom with this witty design featuring the bold white quote "Hell Yes I'm DIVORCED I SAID In Sickness And Health I DID NOT SAY In Sadness And Hell" styled with a central ribbon banner. It makes a thoughtful surprise for family, close friends, or newly single individuals during divorce parties, celebrations, or birthdays.

Description: Divorce happens, people change and marriages fail. It’s an emotional minefield and often brings out the worst in most people. For better or worse you don’t truly know a person until you have divorced them. Text and icon design with distressed grunge texture.

Description: Divorce happens, people change and marriages fail. It’s an emotional minefield and often brings out the worst in most people. For better or worse you don’t truly know a woman until you have divorced her. Text and icon design with distressed grunge texture.

Description: A funny divorce design for the officially divorced celebration! A fun quote for a divorce party shirt, or as a gift for a new divorcee. Make the most of being newly divorced and happily single! Slogan reads "OFFICIALLY DIVORCED - Don't Worry, It's A Good Thing!"

Description: Well things were going great, well ok, well bad and then the pandemic hit. Let’s hit the bars for beers once this pandemic is over.

Description: You Can't Fix Stupid But You Can Divorce It Retro Sarcastic Saying.