No Bs Merch
Description: Enough Is Enough: Tired of Being Lied To (Dark Version) Enough is enough. Puff Sumo packs the whole mood into one wall of heavy black capitals: TIRED OF BEING LIED TO, three lines, edge to edge, no room for spin. A no-nonsense statement for anyone with trust issues they earned the hard way, a BS detector running at full volume, and zero patience left for excuses, broken promises and fake sincerity. Wear it when the news cycle wears you out, when the promises don't add up, or when you simply need to say it out loud. Sarcastic, relatable and impossible to misread, it works for skeptics, truth seekers, burnt-out voters and anyone who has had enough. Fool me once, never again. By Puff Sumo.
Enough Is Enough: Tired of Being Lied To (Dark Version) Sticker
by Puff Sumo
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Enough Is Enough: Tired of Being Lied To Enough is enough. Puff Sumo packs the whole mood into one wall of heavy black capitals: TIRED OF BEING LIED TO, three lines, edge to edge, no room for spin. A no-nonsense statement for anyone with trust issues they earned the hard way, a BS detector running at full volume, and zero patience left for excuses, broken promises and fake sincerity. Wear it when the news cycle wears you out, when the promises don't add up, or when you simply need to say it out loud. Sarcastic, relatable and impossible to misread, it works for skeptics, truth seekers, burnt-out voters and anyone who has had enough. Fool me once, never again. By Puff Sumo.
Description: A memorable gift for veterans, retirees, former service members, military dads, grandpas, coworkers, and anyone who is always on time with no tolerance for BS
Funny Military Veteran Proof of Service DD-214 Sarcasm Retirement Humor Gift Kids Hoodie
by Artistry Cayawz
$36
Description: Three Wise Chefs: Hear No, See No, Speak No Nonsense Sarcastic Kitchen Hear no, see no, speak no nonsense. This Three Wise Chefs design reimagines the classic wise monkeys proverb for the people who actually run the pass: line cooks, sous chefs, head chefs, dishwashers and every kitchen lifer who has survived a double shift, a bad review and a manager's empty promises. Drawn in raw, gritty pen-and-ink with towering toques, headphones, shades and a mask, it is sarcastic, defiant and unapologetically blunt. A great gift for culinary students, restaurant staff, food lovers and anyone fed up with spin. Wear it to service, the farmers market or the bar after close. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.
Three Wise Chefs: Hear No, See No, Speak No Nonsense Sarcastic Kitchen Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Puff Sumo
$28 $35
Description: Three Wise Chefs: Hear No, See No, Speak No Nonsense Sarcastic Kitchen (Dark Version) Hear no, see no, speak no nonsense. This Three Wise Chefs design reimagines the classic wise monkeys proverb for the people who actually run the pass: line cooks, sous chefs, head chefs, dishwashers and every kitchen lifer who has survived a double shift, a bad review and a manager's empty promises. Drawn in raw, gritty pen-and-ink with towering toques, headphones, shades and a mask, it is sarcastic, defiant and unapologetically blunt. A great gift for culinary students, restaurant staff, food lovers and anyone fed up with spin. Wear it to service, the farmers market or the bar after close. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.
Three Wise Chefs: Hear No, See No, Speak No Nonsense Sarcastic Kitchen (Dark Version) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Puff Sumo
$17 $24
