Not Meat Merch
Description: This simple black and white design will look best printed on light colors! Looks great simply on white.
Circle Jerks / Social Distortion / The Meat Puppets Punk Flyer Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Punk Flyer Archive
$19
Description: A composition featuring the faces of a pig, a cow, and a chicken, stacked vertically. The pig has red hearts on its cheeks. The cow has a black heart on its forehead. To the right, in large red block letters, is the word "NOT". Below this, in smaller white text, is the word "MEAT". The background is black.
Description: Show off your sense of humor with our "Smoke Meat Not Meth - Funny BBQ" tee! This comical cookout t-shirt features retro-style meats with the witty caption "Smoke Meat Not Meth." It's perfect for anyone who loves smoking meat and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter at your barbecues. Fire up the grill with this silly meat-smoking tee. Whether you're heading to dinner with friends or enjoying a lazy day cooking out at home, this humorous shirt adds a touch of clever anti-drug humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this hilarious meat smoker tee! Drugs are bad. Smoking delicious meats is good.
Description: Strickland Propane is a propane and propane accessories supplier in the animated series, King of the Hill. Buck Strickland owns the company, headquartered at 135 Los Gatos Road in Arlen, Texas, though he delegates most of the day-to-day responsibilities to his 41-time employee of the month and senior assistant manager, Hank Hill. Sometimes Buck is seen at Strickland headquarters, but he spends much of his time with his mistresses and otherwise enjoying himself around town. Strickland sells propane and propane accessories, including grills such as the Vogner Char-King, Char-King Imperiale, and Vogner Citizen, which are showcased during the annual "Grillstravaganza" sale.
Description: Strickland Propane taste meat, not the heat. This is where Hank Hill works. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending
Description: It's not burnt. It's a charcoal experience. There's a distinction and the Grill Master with the sweating forehead and the fully engulfed grill needs you to understand that distinction immediately. This design is for every backyard cook who has ever reframed a cooking catastrophe as a deliberate artistic choice — and somehow got away with it. Confidence is the secret ingredient.
Description: Based of the "Strickland Propane" design seen on the side of their trucks from the tv show "King of the Hill." And of course, their motto, "Taste the Meat, Not the Heat!"
"Srickland Propane" - "Taste the Meat, Not the Heat" Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Spinning Comedy Gold
$35
Description: King shirt Hill pride — "Taste the meat not the heat". cult-classic screen-print strickland propane design for King fans and Hill collectors — hank hill, strickland propane, bobby hill, dale gribble, cartoons, propane. Perfect King graphic tee Hill gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Hill buffs fabric — King spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1997.
Description: Fire up the smoker with this funny Smoke Brisket Not Meth BBQ design! Featuring a bold retro sunset, a cow silhouette, a smoking BBQ grill, and distressed vintage typography, this design combines barbecue passion with edgy humor. Perfect for BBQ lovers, grilling masters, pitmasters, brisket enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys smoking meat, backyard cookouts, and funny barbecue sayings.
Description: I Do Not Consume Human Meat — a darkly funny statement for anyone who enjoys absurd humor, creepy Halloween vibes, and unconventional sarcasm. Clean, bold typography makes this design stand out without needing extra graphics. Perfect for Halloween parties, horror fans, dark humor lovers, and anyone with a taste for weirdly funny statements.
