Not My Type Merch
SORRY, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE ANYMORE Baseball T-Shirt
by PolineBullshits
$19 $26
Description: Perfect gift for phlebotomists, Nurses, Doctors or anyone who deals with blood and loves to laugh!
I Can't Be POSTIVE It's NOT My Blood Type Kids Hoodie
by House Of HaHa
$26 $36
Description: A sleek, yellow dog with silky ears sits upright beside a steaming cup of coffee, eyeing it as though it were a priceless treasure. Their head tilts slightly, conveying an air of disdain for distractions. Meet Arwen Greystone, a proud and discerning companion who guards their brew with noble resolve.
Arwen Greystone - therapy is cool but i need societal change Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Newdlebobs
$16 $24
Description: Show off your sassy side this spooky season with this funny vampire-themed pun. Featuring bold red lips and sharp fangs, it is the perfect look for Halloween 2026 or a spooky summer celebration.
Sorry You're Just Not My Blood Type Funny Vampire Halloween Phone Case
by dot out
$17 $23
Description: As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.
If I Gotta Ask For Head You're Not My Type Kids T-Shirt
by Arthoeist
$13 $19
Description: Original Digital Artwork by Skye Rain Art | Stickers & Magnets Available ONLY at Skyerainart.org
You're Not My (Blood) Type by Skye Rain Art Pin
by Skye Rain Art
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A funny dispatcher-themed typography design featuring the phrase "I'm Not Most Women I Can Type Listen Dispatch And Roll My Eyes All At The Same Time". Perfect for dispatchers, emergency communications professionals, and women with a sharp sense of humor, this witty design celebrates multitasking skills and the realities of the job with confidence and attitude.
I'm Not Most Women I Can Type Listen Dispatch And Roll My Eyes All At The Same Time Pillow
by fatless design
$23 $28
Description: A funny dispatcher-themed typography design featuring the phrase "I'm Not Most Women I Can Type Listen Dispatch And Roll My Eyes All At The Same Time". Perfect for dispatchers, emergency communications professionals, and women with a sharp sense of humor, this witty design celebrates multitasking skills and the realities of the job with confidence and attitude.
I'm Not Most Women I Can Type Listen Dispatch And Roll My Eyes All At The Same Time Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by fatless design
$17 $24
Description: Hit your word count with a smile! This funny You're Not My Type design is the perfect gift for authors and writers celebrating National Typewriter Day. Great for sarcastic novelists!
YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE - National Typewriter Day Sarcastic Writer Pun MAY-149 Pin
by MUNIB
$2.75 $3.25
Description: This cute little couch will let me down easy with a "Sorry, you're not my type." Funny couch let down for all couch lovers.
Sorry You're Not My Type Couch Dating Childless Cat Lady Socks
by Yesteeyear
$14 $20
