Not Trying Merch
Description: Connecting a standard USB cable to a computer port defies rational rules of three-dimensional geometry. You try to push the rectangular connector into the slot, but it encounters an immovable barrier. Naturally, you rotate the plug one hundred and eighty degrees, only to find that it stubbornly refuses to insert from that orientation as well. Finally, you flip the cable back to the original position, and it miraculously slides into place with effortless ease. The connector somehow possesses three distinct sides despite being a simple two-sided rectangular object. The comedy captures the annoyance of dealing with hardware, laughing at how one simple plug can defy ordinary physics and test our sanity until the mandatory third flip succeeds.
Description: A graphic with the text "I'M NOT TRYING TO BE DIFFICULT IT JUST COMES NATURALLY". The text is arranged in five lines with horizontal lines above the first and below the last line. The font is bold and blocky.
I'm Not Trying To Be Difficult It Just Comes Naturally Text Posters and Art
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$14
Description: Celebrate the humorous side of fatherhood with this design. Perfect for dads and parents who know the struggle of helping kids. Features the quote: It's Not My Fault. I Was Just Trying To Help My Kid.
It's Not My Fault. I Was Just Trying To Help My Kid. Funny Fatherhood Dad Parent Humor Hoodie
by Funny Animal Kings
$42
Description: Funny I'm fine it's fine I gave it to God trying not to take it back 1 Peter 5:7 bible verse design. Features a sarcastic screaming opossum graphic, perfect as a Christian faith gift for churchgoers, pastors, and religious animal lovers who love cute possum memes, scripture quotes, and church humor.
Description: I'm Fine It's Fine I Gave It To God Trying Not To Take It for men, I'm Fine It's Fine I Gave It To God Trying Not To Take It for women, I'm Fine It's Fine I Gave It To God Trying Not To Take It For Family. Idea for Mother, For Father, For Son, For Daughter, For Christians, Cat Lovers, Pastors. Great for Christmas, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Birthday, Sunday School, Church Gatherings, Thanksgiving, Appreciation Day.
Description: A design for everyone who loves sarcastic and ironic quotes. This funny design is the perfect gift for friends and family on any occasion. Perfect gift for yourself or anyone on birthday, summer, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Family Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary.
Description: Two-sided design featuring a red lip and "SENIOR MOM" on the front, with bold "TRYING NOT TO CRY ABOUT IT, CLASS OF 2027" in black and red ink on the back for a bold, emotional senior year statement. Designed for proud moms of high school seniors, class of 2027 parents and football game day crowds; a heartfelt, humorous design suited for senior year events, graduation season and moms of any age celebrating their graduate.
Description: Remaining completely quiet is the only thing preventing you from turning a conversation into an absolute disaster. People might mistake your lack of words for deep wisdom, but you are actually just actively censoring your own unique thoughts. It is deeply funny to sit in a serious environment while desperately holding back a completely inappropriate and goofy comment. Your mental filter is working at maximum capacity to ensure you remain a respected and fully functional member of polite society. Sometimes the absolute smartest contribution you can possibly make to a discussion is keeping your mouth entirely and firmly shut. Enjoy the quiet appearance you project while secretly laughing at the wild jokes inside your head.
Stop Trying to Make Everyone Happy, You're Not Tequila Humor Shirt Tote
by OG1Design
$14 $20
