Object Merch
Description: A vintage-style key rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes, featuring a simple shaft, decorative bow, and recognizable old-fashioned key form in a clean minimalist composition. Textured brushwork, broken edges, and generous negative space emphasize the familiar object through expressive monochrome details. A vintage object design for key enthusiasts, collectors, antique object lovers, vintage décor enthusiasts, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, notebooks, mugs, and home décor.
Vintage Key – Minimalist Object Illustration Tank Top
by Stillbrush
$16 $21
Description: The Truth Is Out There UFO Extraterrestrial Alien Believer. Show your passion for flying saucers and conspiracy theories. Ideal for paranormal enthusiasts.
The Truth Is Out There UFO Extraterrestrial Believer Conspiracy Theorist Pin
by Mateo
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A wooden chair illustrated in expressive black ink brushstrokes with a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The simple furniture form and structured lines create a distinctive still life appearance while maintaining a modern monochrome style. Graphic and understated, this still life illustration is ideal for fans of minimalist interior art and contemporary ink design. A refined piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Ink Brush Chair – Minimalist Still Life Illustration Shorts
by Stillbrush
$21 $27
Description: An edgy, cosmic cartoon illustration featuring the number 16 character from TPOT surrounded by a shattered glass frame over a swirl of dark purple nebula energy. Great for object show enthusiasts, graphic tees, stickers, and phone cases.
Sixteen TPOT Number Character Shattered Purple Art Hat
by rkii_rogarz
$12 $19
Description: A cartoon blue T-Rex stands with a distressed expression, sweating. White text at the top reads "IMPROV T-REX" and white text at the bottom reads "CAN'T DO OBJECT WORK". The dinosaur has a white belly with black lines, and scattered blue spots on its back.
Improv T-Rex Cant Do Object Work Cute Dinosaur T-Shirt
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$16 $24
Description: A motorcycle illustrated in expressive black ink brushstrokes with a clean minimalist composition. Loose, layered strokes and visible line variation define the vehicle form, creating a recognizable mechanical silhouette while maintaining a modern monochrome style. Graphic and understated, this vehicle illustration is ideal for fans of minimalist transportation art and contemporary ink design. A refined piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Description: In popular culture and UFO conspiracy theories, men in black (MIB) are allegedly government agents dressed in dark suits, who question, interrogate, harass, and threaten unidentified flying object (UFO) witnesses to keep them silent about what they have seen. The term is also frequently used to describe mysterious men working for unknown organizations, as well as various branches of government allegedly tasked with protecting government UFO secrets or performing other strange activities. They are typically described as tall men with expressionless faces, slightly pale skin, and usually wearing black suits with black sunglasses. "Men In Black" encounters are very common tales told in American UFO conspiracy theories.
Description: A black background with large white text 'WTF' at the top. Below that, in smaller white text, reads 'WHERE'S THE FISH'. Centered at the bottom is a white silhouette of a fish with its mouth slightly open.
WTF WHERE'S THE FISH White Fish Silhouette Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$17 $24
Description: Thaumiel SCP Foundation Object Class. Thaumiel-class SCPs are anomalies that the Foundation specifically uses to contain other SCPs. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council.
Silver Spoon and Candle (Inanimate Insanity) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by PuppyRelp
$16 $24
