Object Merch
Description: A long-awaited U.S. government report on UFOs released Friday makes at least one thing clear: The truth is still out there. Investigators did not find extraterrestrial links in reviewing 144 sightings of aircraft or other devices apparently flying at mysterious speeds or trajectories. But they drew few other conclusions and instead highlighted the need for better data collection about what’s increasingly seen by Democrats and Republicans as a national security concern. In all but one of the sightings investigated, there was too little information for investigators to even broadly characterize the nature of the incident.
Description: A circular emblem with a white border against a black background. Centered is a large, elongated, grey, cratered celestial object with purple shading. Two smaller, blue-striped planets are positioned to the left and right. Text reads "31/ATLAS" at the top, "2025" below the object, and "INTERSTELLAR VISITOR" curving around the bottom.
31/ATLAS Interstellar Visitor 2025 Celestial Object with Planets Crewneck Sweatshirt
by phsycstudiocoly
$35
Description: A circular black emblem with bold red text at the top reading 'CAMEMBERT EXTRA'. Inside, a man in traditional Middle Eastern attire is depicted in red and white, holding a small item. Below him, white text says 'DOUBLE CRÉME', and outer ring reads 'LE PACHA' and 'FABRIQUE SPÉCIALEMENT POUR LE SYNDICAT DES PLANTEURS D’ORIENT'.
Description: A ringing bell rendered in expressive white ink brushstrokes, featuring its distinctive shape and visible motion lines through flowing monochrome lines in a clean minimalist composition. The generous use of negative space creates a refined object illustration that stands out beautifully on dark backgrounds. A timeless white ink object design for music lovers, history enthusiasts, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, and home décor.
Description: A premium dark fantasy arcane badge design inspired by Ryomen Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen. Features highly detailed cursed fingers forming a central symmetrical star pattern, surrounded by cryptic ancient markings and cursed seals in a deep crimson red and ancient gold vintage color palette. Perfect for anime streetwear.
Description: A cooking pan rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes, featuring rising steam and a clean minimalist composition. Bold brushwork and generous negative space emphasize the recognizable form of this everyday kitchen utensil through a refined monochrome aesthetic. A timeless kitchen-inspired design for home cooks, chefs, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, mugs, kitchen décor, and home décor.
Description: This vintage-inspired design celebrates the sentimental value of cherished keepsakes through the fictional “Society for Emotionally Attached Objects,” featuring a well-loved plush bunny holding a mug that reads, “This One Means Everything.” Distressed typography, nostalgic colors, and heartfelt slogans create a cozy, humorous tribute to the memories and emotional connections people form with treasured belongings.
