Offputting Merch

Description: we are being systematically targeted for disposal and harassment by the gulf oil company they are trying to trademark all our designs illegally well good luck claiming this one you corporate fucksocks

Description: Purchase as a design for wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, son, daughter or even your neighbor! Ideal design for birthdays, anniversaries, christmas and other occasions.

Description: Perfect presents for any occasion such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Easter, Xmas or New Year, Halloween, Christmas, St.Patrick's day, July4th, Birthday, Anniversary days.

Description: My partner requested that I make this for them to wear to professional work meetings. Great as a gift for other totally normal, corporate folks.