Old Fossil Merch
Description: Term limits — because maybe serving in Congress wasn't supposed to become a lifetime career. This funny political design takes a sarcastic look at career politicians, government reform, and the idea of putting limits on how long elected officials can stay in office. Perfect for political humor fans, government-watchers, voters, and anyone who appreciates a little bipartisan sarcasm about Washington. Original artwork by TeesForThee. Please be aware of unauthorized copies and fraudulent listings.
Description: A leather-jacket triceratops sits coolly on a log beneath the words “I’m Not Old, I’m Vintage.” A funny, retro-inspired design for dinosaur lovers aging with maximum attitude.
I’m Not Old I’m Vintage Biker Triceratops Funny Dinosaur Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Luminari Creations
$24
Description: Founded in 1930, Dinoco Oil, formerly known as Dinoco Gasoline, is an international gas and oil company of fossil fuel owned by Tex Dinoco, and one of America's most popular and consumed products. The company has covered lots of events, including 2006's Dinoco 400 for the Piston Cup. The company is also Strip "The King" Weathers', Cal Weathers', and Cruz Ramirez's sponsor in the Piston Cup Racing Series.
Description: It is the biggest species in the gar family, and among the largest freshwater fish in North America. The fossil record traces its group's existence back to the Early Cretaceous over 100 million years ago. They can grow up to 10 ft (3 m) in length, and weigh as much as 350 lb (159 kg).
Description: Stay ancient yet stylish with this Fossilized But Fabulous trilobite design. Featuring a prehistoric trilobite wearing bold pink sunglasses and paired with the playful slogan Fossilized But Fabulous, this design blends science humor with fabulous flair. Perfect for paleontology enthusiasts, fossil collectors, geologists, or anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, it is a fun way to celebrate both prehistoric history and modern humor. Wear it to geology class, fossil digs, science fairs, or casual hangouts and show that you can be both ancient and fabulous at the same time.
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
