Old Fossil Merch
Youre Never Too Old To Play In The Dirt Fossils Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Lena Studio
$16 $24
Description: Term limits — because maybe serving in Congress wasn't supposed to become a lifetime career. This funny political design takes a sarcastic look at career politicians, government reform, and the idea of putting limits on how long elected officials can stay in office. Perfect for political humor fans, government-watchers, voters, and anyone who appreciates a little bipartisan sarcasm about Washington. Original artwork by TeesForThee. Please be aware of unauthorized copies and fraudulent listings.
Term Limits – Funny Political Reform Humor Phone Case
by Tees For Thee
$17 $23
Description: A leather-jacket triceratops sits coolly on a log beneath the words “I’m Not Old, I’m Vintage.” A funny, retro-inspired design for dinosaur lovers aging with maximum attitude.
I’m Not Old I’m Vintage Biker Triceratops Funny Dinosaur Design Magnet
by Luminari Creations
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A roaring dinosaur illustration celebrates a special sixth birthday with bold retro lettering and vintage fossil art styling. This dinosaur birthday design makes a fun sixth birthday gift for a child, dinosaur fan, or prehistoric birthday party.
Sixth Birthday Dinosaur Gift Awesome Since 2020 T-Shirt
by Lones Eiless
$16 $24
Description: Founded in 1930, Dinoco Oil, formerly known as Dinoco Gasoline, is an international gas and oil company of fossil fuel owned by Tex Dinoco, and one of America's most popular and consumed products. The company has covered lots of events, including 2006's Dinoco 400 for the Piston Cup. The company is also Strip "The King" Weathers', Cal Weathers', and Cruz Ramirez's sponsor in the Piston Cup Racing Series.
Description: Looking for a hilarious surprise for your rockhound dad or geologist brother? Celebrate Old Rock Day with this bold graphic typography quote. It's the ultimate apparel present for any family member who loves ancient stones and funny humor.
Awesome Geology Pun Quote For Old Rock Day OCT-572 Phone Case
by MUNIB
$17 $23
Description: It is the biggest species in the gar family, and among the largest freshwater fish in North America. The fossil record traces its group's existence back to the Early Cretaceous over 100 million years ago. They can grow up to 10 ft (3 m) in length, and weigh as much as 350 lb (159 kg).
Description: Surprise your rockhound grandpa or son on Old Rock Day! This funny bold typography item features a simple ugly drawing style that stands out. It's a great choice for family celebrations, rock collecting trips, and geology enthusiast gifts.
Best Rock Collector Quote For Old Rock Day OCT-574 Crewneck Sweatshirt
by MUNIB
$28 $35
Description: Stay ancient yet stylish with this Fossilized But Fabulous trilobite design. Featuring a prehistoric trilobite wearing bold pink sunglasses and paired with the playful slogan Fossilized But Fabulous, this design blends science humor with fabulous flair. Perfect for paleontology enthusiasts, fossil collectors, geologists, or anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, it is a fun way to celebrate both prehistoric history and modern humor. Wear it to geology class, fossil digs, science fairs, or casual hangouts and show that you can be both ancient and fabulous at the same time.
Fossilized But Fabulous Trilobite Fossil Sticker
by Chunk By Chunk Art
$3.15 $3.50
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
I Found This Humerus Bone Funny Archaeology Pun Sticker
by Zen Cosmos Official
$3.15 $3.50
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: Need a funny gift idea for your rock collecting mom or sister? Celebrate Old Rock Day with this playful bold typography graphic. It's the perfect sarcastic item for family members who love ancient fossils, rocks, and earth science humor.
Funny Rock Collector Graphic For Old Rock Day OCT-575 Tapestry
by MUNIB
$23 $30
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
I Found This Humerus Bone Funny Archaeology Pun Tote
by Zen Cosmos Official
$14 $20
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
I Found This Humerus Bone Funny Archaeology Pun Magnet
by Zen Cosmos Official
$3.75 $4.75
Description: The guys with little hands with the big pockets with the little version of themselves in the front pocket.
The Mighty Guys With Little Hands - Eye Voodoo Magnet
by Eye Voodoo
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!
I Found This Humerus Bone Funny Archaeology Pun Tapestry
by Zen Cosmos Official
$23 $30