Old Timey Saying Merch

Description: Playful vintage phrase pairing marmalade with a cheeky "ah phooey" exclamation. Lighthearted, old-fashioned humor with a simple typographic look.

Description: Minimal vintage design of an antique candlestick telephone, with its original ahoy greeting per Alexander Graham Bell.

Description: Retro visual with ornate borders and a witty saying about oil. Great for those who enjoy vintage aesthetics and humorous slogans.

Description: Funny things you start saying when you realize that you are "Officially Old". Some of the things you start saying once you become "Officially Old".