Old Witch Merch
Description: The Old Witch is the primary host of the Haunt of Fear comic book series and was one of three hosts of the Tales From The Crypt series along with The Crypt Keeper and The Vault Keeper. She also appeared in the '90s era Tales From The Cryptkeeper animated series. Her name was revealed as Fran in the '90s paperback, "Jokes From The Crypt." Her origin story, "A Little Stranger," appeared in Haunt of Fear volume 1, issue 14, and here we have her poised behind a tombstone with the classic Tales From The Crypt comic masthead over it along with the years of the comic book series run from 1950 to 1955.
Description: A witch flies past a haunted castle beneath the full moon with the quote “Assuming I'm Just An Old Lady Was Your First Mistake.” A funny Halloween gift for strong, spirited women with witchy style.
Assuming I'm Just an Old Lady Was Your First Mistake Witch Quote Shorts
by alien jaco
$21 $27
Old Witch With Cute Familiar Illustration Kids Hoodie
by Off Cats Nock
$26 $36
Teen Witch Old Movie Look At How Funky He Is Sticker
by Grant Abstracts
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Grumpy Old Crone design by Cheeky Witch® featuring a pentacle. Do you know someone who needs this? Is it you? Do you identify as a grumpy old crone and are proud of it? Fun gift idea for your favourite witchy crone for a birthday, Halloween, Yule or Christmas.
Grumpy Old Crone with Pentacle Cheeky Witch® Hoodie
by CheekyWitch
$32 $42
Description: Grumpy Old Crone design by Cheeky Witch® featuring a pentacle. Do you know someone who needs this? Is it you? Do you identify as a grumpy old crone and are proud of it? Fun gift idea for your favourite witchy crone for a birthday, Halloween, Yule or Christmas.
Grumpy Old Crone with Pentacle Cheeky Witch® Socks
by CheekyWitch
$14 $20
Description: A monochrome depiction of a voodoo doll with button eyes marked with 'X' and stitched lines forming its mouth and body. Several pins are embedded in the doll's arms and torso. The text 'A WITCH IS NEVER TOO OLD TO PLAY WITH DOLLS' is prominently displayed above the doll.
A Witch Is Never Too Old To Play With Dolls Voodoo Doll Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Birsencavus
$28 $35
Description: A voodoo doll, rendered in a black and white line style, is centrally positioned against a black background. The doll is depicted with button eyes, stitch marks, and pins protruding from its body. Above the doll, white text reads "A WITCH IS NEVER TOO OLD TO PLAY WITH DOLLS."
A Witch Is Never Too Old To Play With Dolls Voodoo Doll Magnet
by CAYUT TRUCK
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Step into the vivid, daydream-fueled world of Margaret Reynolds with this "Artist's Magazine" style tribute to Up The Sandbox. Capturing the essence of Barbra Streisand's most experimental and satirical role, this piece highlights the surreal collision of domestic duty and wild fantasy. This design is a nod to the 1970s feminist film movement. It's witty, it's chaotic, and it's unapologetically bold-just like Streisand herself.
A Surrealistic Ode to Barbra Streisand's Domestic Chaos || Up The Sandbox Crewneck Sweatshirt
by With Witty
$28 $35
8th Birthday Girl Witch Pink Green 8 Year Old Birthday Girl Pin
by Candletears
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Black-and-white illustration of a grinning ghost wearing a witch hat in front of a full moon, with bats, a haunted house, gravestones and the visible quote: "HERE IS A REALLY OLD PICTURE OF ME". Ideal for Halloween fans who like playful, spooky artwork.
funny Here Is A Really Old Picture Of Me Ghost cute Tank Top
by Danini Anders
$16 $21
Hello Darkness My Old Friend Witch Halloween Retro Tote
by Super Kens
$14 $20
Description: Show off your magical side with this funny witch design. Perfect for sassy older women who love Halloween, witchcraft, and spooky vibes. A great gift for the powerful woman in your life.
Witch Old Lady First Mistake Funny Halloween Design Tank Top
by chasityrushtons
$16 $21
Description: A vintage coastal‑mystic emblem blending sunburst magick, ocean‑wave lines, and old‑ways symbolism. Perfect for witchy beach lovers, sea‑magic practitioners, and anyone drawn to retro occult coastal vibes.
Coastal Charms Magick – Retro Mystic Emblem Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fanciful Curiosities
$16 $24
