Directive T-Shirts

Recently excavated and restored to bring you the truth about heroes in ancient times.

Use the prime directive to get out of having to help someone you don't like

Inspired by Eve from Wall-E

Prime Directive: Buy This Shirt, Save The World

Prime Directive Of The apes

When someone calls you out on your Space Corp Directives. Rebut them with the classic Rimmer Directive.

It's Godzilla vs. Gigan...Vance Capley style!

TOS feels for Starfleet

The Internet - Rest In Peace - European Copyright Directive Passed

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives especially when frequenting the gym.

I wouldn't tangle with anything with more teeth than the Osmond family.

Directive: Buy This Shirt

You'd buy this for (a little more than) a dollar!.

Marcus Aurelius lays out two essential rules: maintaining inner calmness and facing reality with unwavering clarity. This philosophy champions a tranquil spirit and the courage to acknowledge and understand the true nature of the world, cultivating resilience and wisdom in the face of life's challenges.

Epictetus imparts a simple yet profound wisdom — act your part with honor. Delve into this insight to understand the transformative power of integrity and dignity, recognizing that true fulfillment is found in approaching every role and responsibility with a commitment to honor.

Epictetus imparts the wisdom that greatness doesn't emerge suddenly but requires time and dedication. Delve into this insight to understand the transformative power of giving your best and maintaining kindness throughout the journey, recognizing that enduring achievements are crafted with patience, effort, and a compassionate spirit.

Marcus Aurelius's wisdom underscores the personal responsibility to construct one's own life, piece by piece, through deliberate actions. This philosophy encourages intentional living and a mindful approach to each decision, recognizing the cumulative impact of individual actions on the tapestry of life.

Marcus Aurelius's counsel advocates for self-reliance and personal responsibility, encouraging us to refrain from relying on external forces and instead cultivate the inner strength to stand firm independently. This philosophy empowers individuals to take charge of their actions and destinies, embodying the essence of self-mastery.

Epictetus advises to internally affirm who you aspire to be before undertaking the necessary actions. Explore this wisdom to understand the transformative impact of aligning personal identity with intentional actions, paving the way to self-realization and growth.

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, and remember not to wear your ginger toupee

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, least of all wearing false teeth in zero gravity.

Prime Directive

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives especially when remembering that you're only allocated one parking space.

The one Space Corp Directive that Rimmer thought he'd gotten incorrectly right.

Prime Directive: Buy This Shirt, Save The World

Save the plant, Save the Earth

Show your local objectivists that you don't agree with them with this lovely tee supporting the boogeyman legistlation from their favorite novel, Atlas Shrugged. The beauty is that the only people who will get the reference will be mortified that you would support a directive gifting all patents and copyrights to the government and freezing all industrial employment and output levels. Watch their heads explode!

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Be identified by the T1000's as an ally, not fodder. Join the directive crew today!

Be identified by the T1000's as an ally, not fodder. Join the directive crew today!