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Sperm Sample Onesies

Description

Now you can enjoy a microscopic slide of Homer Simpson's sperm on your shirt!

Tags: homer, matt-groening, homer-simpson, marge-simpson, microscope

Description

Do you have to be so graphic?

Tags: simpsons, homer-simpson, sperm, homersimpson, homer

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Tags: kirk, enterprise, spock, trek, dad

Universal Donor Onesie

by ACraigL
$20
Description

Waylon Smithers' sperm sample as captured during the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant physical.

Tags: simpsons, smithers-sperm, waylon-smithers, cartoon, sperm

Description

Advertise yourself as Sperm! Why not?

Tags: copy, brand, trendy, humor, logo

Sperm-Supreme Onesie

by EmuChicken
$20
Description

Sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for cetacean, marine mammals and sperm whale lovers. #chloeyzoard #whales #spermwhales #sperm #marinemammal #cetacean

Tags: physeter, sperm-whales, whales, cetaceans, whale

Sperm whale Onesie

by chloeyzoard
$20
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Description

Funny radiocarbon dating pick up line. Great gift for the chronologist, paleontologist or geologist. Text says: Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Tags: x131sx, pick-up-line, carbon-sample, carbon-dating, sample

Carbon Sample Onesie

by oddmatter
$20
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af sample Onesie

by RocketLion
$20
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Sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for cetacean, marine mammals and sperm whale lovers. #chloeyzoard #whales #spermwhales #sperm #marinemammal #cetacean

Tags: giant-squid, mammal, squid, giant, whale

Sperm whale family Onesie

by chloeyzoard
$20
Description

Let's Sample This!

Tags: cool, hip-hop, sampling, humor-funny, music

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A sperm whale and a pot of petunias falling from the sky, as a reference to Douglas Adam's "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

Tags: funny, oh-no-not-again, hello-ground, petunias, dont-panic

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Pygmy sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for whale, ocean and animal lovers. #chloeyzoard #spermwhale #pygmy #sperm #whale #whalelover

Tags: sea-life, whale, animals, animal, marine-mammal

Pygmy sperm whale Onesie

by chloeyzoard
$20
Description

A sperm whale and collosal squid in the heat of battle.

Tags: sperm-whale, giant-squid, sea-monster, ocean, cephalopod

Description

Part of our whales series this stylish high polygon effect design shows the Sperm Whale, also known as the Cachalot. It is the largest toothed predator alive today, has the largest brain of any animal, and uses echolocation extensively

Tags: summer, beach-life, colorful, mammals, sea

Description

Pretty much as the title says. Do you have to be so graphic?

Tags: sperm, sperm-jokes, simpsons, homer, homer-simpson

Homer Sperm Onesie

by NutsnGum
$20

Tags: water, sea-creature, animal, ocean, sea

Sperm Whales Onesie

by Elena_ONeill
$20
Main Tag

Tags: memes, pregnant, cum, porn, egg

Pink Sperm Onesie

by biologistbabe
$20

Tags: krusty-the-clown, thesimpsons, marge-simpson, bart-simpson, lisa-simpson

Homer Simpson- Sperm Onesie

by humoursimpson
$20
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Tags: street, streetwear, wu-tang, dope, edm

Description

Sperm whale original design by Chloe Yzoard, the perfect gift for cetacean, marine mammals and sperm whale lovers. #chloeyzoard #whales #spermwhales #sperm #marinemammal #cetacean

Tags: kraken, tentacles, squid, giant-squid, sperm-whales

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