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Spooning Onesies

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Call me Babesicle because I'm hot and cold all at the same time.

Tags: babe, babesicle, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend

Babesicle Onesie

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$20
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We all know he is the true and only Game Boy. And the Master. And the Pinch.

Tags: if-i-were-you-show, if-i-were-you-podcast, if-i-were-you, ifiwereyou, divas

Jake, the Game Boy Onesie

by biggestluke
$20
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"Babe" is so cliché. Just call me your Main Melon.

Tags: label, nickname, melon, girlfriend, boyfriend

Main Melon Onesie

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$20
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Not sure if he's your boyfriend yet? Just call him your Guy Man Dude.

Tags: guy-man-dude, boyfriend, guymandude, guy, man

Guy Man Dude Onesie

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$20
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Buy this shirt for your best Wingwoman or buy it for yourself the next time you going out winging. Wing-on, wing-lady! WHAT IS A WINGWOMAN? A Wingwoman will unselfishly fan the flames of a budding romantic fire for her friend. She is confident enough to hold her own and will keep a positive attitude, rooting for her friend to get it in. A Wingwoman is merely a prop to ease her friend’s social anxiety, provide her with symmetry on the dance floor, and aid in case an emergency shall arise (she gets stood up).

Tags: designated-wingwoman, wing-woman, this-is-why-youre-single, wingwoman, designated

Designated Wingwoman Onesie

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$20
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There is great unrest in the Nation. Mama Bear's traitorous bandits known throughout the land as the Sleuth Crewth have divided a once peaceful people. Our newly annointed Chief, El Jefe, is the only one who can restore balance to the Republic. We implore you, come out and show support for the Jefederación - Juntos Para Justicia!

Tags: el jefe, jefederación, twinnovation

Jefederación Onesie

by Twinnovation
$20
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The true face of your significant spoon, despite what they say.

Tags: couple, sweet, horror, truth, love

The Truth about spooning Onesie

by SmannaTales
$20
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Tags: loving, spooning, forever, together, valentines-day

Banana Love Onesie

by valsymot
$20
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Buy this shirt if you're the Little Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Big! WHAT IS A LITTLE SPOON? It’s the missionary of cuddle positions. But just like missionary, there’s a reason it’s a classic! If you want to take a new spin on a beloved favorite, try also sweetly holding his hand and turning on a movie. Pull that trick a couple times and he’ll be calling you T-Spoon for T-rrific in bed! WARNING: Beware of something poking you in the lower back.

Tags: spooning, headgum, cuddle, this-is-why-youre-single, little-spoon

Little Spoon Onesie

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$20
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Buy this shirt if you're the Big Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Little! WHAT IS A BIG SPOON? Do you like the taste of back hair? Want to put those extra-long arms to use? Then this is the move for you. Surprise him one night by getting behind him and squeezing real tight. Guys love a girl that takes care of her own pleasure. When you’re in control, you decide how fast or slow you fall asleep. He’ll especially appreciate this one if he suffers from “tiny T-Rex arms” or “limp noodle arms.” For extra pleasure, use a pillow to support your head.

Tags: this-is-why-youre-single, headgum, cuddle, spooning, spoon

Big Spoon Onesie

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$20
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GitHub is a web-based Git or version control repository and Internet hosting service. It is mostly used for code. It offers all of the distributed version control and source code management functionality of Git as well as adding its own features

Tags: spooning, forking, git-push, software-engineer, web-programming

GitHub Onesie

by cryptogeek
$20
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