Ornery Merch
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Ornery Pillow
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$28
Description: Yes, we cuss curse words. We swear salty language. We speak in colorful language - some in a rainbow. But we’re not trying to be offensive. It’s just how we express ourselves. We are everywhere and we are many. If you think you fit the profile, join The Society of Highly Inappropriate Language.
Description: Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!
Description: I’m in the mood for mischief. Yeah, yeah, I know. It might not end well. It might not be a good idea. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun. eBrush Design funny graphics are sure to be loved by the ornery, mischievous and down-right rotten alike. Funny, poignant, or inspiring, our funny designs make an impression.
Description: I’m in the mood for mischief. Yeah, yeah, I know. It might not end well. It might not be a good idea. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun. eBrush Design funny graphics are sure to be loved by the ornery, mischievous and down-right rotten alike. Funny, poignant, or inspiring, our funny designs make an impression.
