Outie Merch

Description: A minimal typography design of the word outie in black text. Try not to bump into your innie.

Description: The best part about being severed is the blame game!

Description: A minimal typography design of the words innie and outie in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. Innie is the front print and outie is the back print. Front and back print available on the Classic t-shirt only.

Description: Outie.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word outie in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. Try not to bump into your innie.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word reintegrated in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. When the outie and innie recombine. Severance undone.

Description: Severance Dieter Eagan, Lumon Industries Macrodata

Description: Founded by Kier Eagan in 1865, Lumon Industries is the world’s leading biotechnology company. Lumon’s first product, a topical salve, was developed in 1866. Every leader of the company since its founding has been a member of the Eagan family. It is hinted that Lumon is a very large and powerful company, having over a hundred thousand employees and numerous offices all over the world. From their humble beginnings as a salve company, Lumon grew into medical technoloy and other spheres of the tech space. While it is influential across its corporate reach, its headquarters in Kier, PE do the most cutting edge work.

Description: Get your innie outside for a little team building in the great outdoors.

Description: What Lumon Music Experience would you choose?

Description: You’ve earned a wellness session with Ms. Casey.

Description: Show off your love for travel (and a little humor) with this funny “Our Outie Claps When the Plane Lands” design! Perfect for frequent flyers, vacation lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good travel joke.

Description: LUMON INDUSTRIES

Description: A minimal typography design of the word innie in black text. Try not to bump into your outie.

Description: Mark Scout & Helly Riggs MDR Team - Severance TV Series

Description: Don't mince words when you are managing up, your vocabulary is perfect.

Description: A darkly funny corporate dystopia design inspired by surreal office culture and sci-fi workplace satire. Ideal for fans of eerie corporate humor, retro office aesthetics, and deadpan anti-work jokes.

Description: A darkly funny corporate dystopia design inspired by surreal office culture and sci-fi workplace satire. Ideal for fans of eerie corporate humor, retro office aesthetics, and deadpan anti-work jokes.

Description: Please enjoy all artwork equally with this sleek Lumon Industries vector graphic from Severance. Showcasing the corporate mantra "The work is mysterious and important." along with the severance elevator keypad, maze drop logo, and Innie badge aesthetics, it's an essential for sci-fi psychological thriller fans.

Description: Embrace the eerie corporate world of Severance with this Lumon Industries t-shirt. Featuring a sleek, minimalist design, this tee is perfect for fans of the show, lovers of dystopian sci-fi, and anyone who knows the struggle of work-life balance—Innie or Outie. Made for comfort and style, it's the ultimate subtle nod to your favorite mind-bending series.

Description: Lumon Industries is a fictional biotechnology company in the thriller series Severance. The company is located within the city of Kier, and employs nearly half the city. The current CEO is Jame Eagan. Founded in 1865 by Kier Eagan, and subsequently run by generations of Eagans since, Lumon has grown from a business specializing in topical salves to a huge producer of drugs, biotech, medical equipment, cosmetics, personal care products, and more. In the present day, Lumon has been active for around 220 years (882 quarters), and operates in 206 countries around the world.

Description: Severance TV show reference to the note with directions to the long dark corridor Dylan finds behind the "Hang in There" poster from Irving.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word innie in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. Try not to bump into your outie.

Description: Severance Dieter Eagan, Lumon Industries Macrodata

Description: Mr. Milchick said it best. Take that, Mr. Drummond!

Description: Show off your Severance fandom with this witty T-shirt! Featuring the phrase “My Outie Left Lumon, and All I Got Was This T-Shirt,” this design is a perfect mix of dark humor and corporate satire. Whether you’re a fan of Lumon Industries, dystopian office life, or just love Severance, this shirt is a must-have. Ideal for casual wear, Broadway fans of Defiant Jazz, and fellow “innies” who know the struggle. A great gift for Severance fans, office workers, and sci-fi lovers alike!

Description: I know, because I have it with me at work today.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Lumon's LGBTQ Pride logo. Long live Corporate DEI policies!

Description: C&M are people and have feelings too

Description: My Outie Would Never Do This

Description: You will not use any lesser words to manage up.

Description: Soon to be world famous for outies.

Description: C&M have feelings too

Description: Innie or Outie in MDR blue.

Description: My Outie Celebrates Women’s Day, My Innie Just Survives Lumon.