Outlast Merch
Description: Joseph Conrad quote: I remember my youth and the feeling that will never come back any more—the feeling that I could last for ever, outlast the sea, the earth, and all men; the deceitful feeling that lures us on to joys, to perils, to love, to vain effort—to death; the triumphant conviction of strength, the heat of life in the handful of dust, the glow in the heart that with every year grows dim, grows cold, grows small, and expires—and expires, too soon—before life itself.
Description: A funny cute dinosaur design featuring a relaxed little dino chilling in a beach chair with sunglasses, a coconut drink, falling meteors, and bold “Don’t Worry I’ll Outlast The Meteors” lettering. Perfect for dinosaur lovers, dino fans, science humor fans, extinction joke collectors, summer vacation vibes, and anyone who enjoys cute prehistoric comedy with chill apocalypse energy.
Description: A cute baby dinosaur calmly smiling under falling meteors with the funny phrase “Don't Worry I'll Outlast The Meteors.” Perfect for dinosaur lovers, dino fans, paleontology geeks, extinction humor fans, science teachers, kids, and anyone who loves cute prehistoric animal jokes.
Description: Confidence is not this company’s strength. This Dodo hotline design leans fully into extinction-era customer service with a perfectly doomed slogan. A great choice for fans of dark humor, absurd fake advertisements, birds, and vintage-style comedy graphics. Because some problems are forever.
Description: The Colorado Avalanche take a commanding lead in the series after a high-octane 9-6 win against the Minnesota Wild in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Avalanche Outlast Wild in Historic Nine-Goal Playoff Victory Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Weird Supply Co.
$35
