Padded Merch
Description: A beautiful watercolor illustration of a vintage, mint green and cream Vespa scooter in a side profile. It features classic-style brown quilted leather seats, chrome accents, and two brown leather satchels—one on the rear rack and another quilted one hanging on the side. The paint has a slightly weathered, authentic feel.
Description: A humorous voice actor design featuring a performer inside a padded recording booth with headphones, microphone, and script stand. The bold message jokes about spending all day talking alone and getting paid for it. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork and strong typography capture the quirky reality of voice acting, studio recording, character performance, and audio production with relatable occupational humor.
Description: A technical diagram illustrating the "U.S. PATENT OFFICE - GOGGLES". It features three main figures: a full goggle assembly, a front view of the frame and lenses, and a detailed component breakdown showing the lens, lens housing, strap attachment, nose bridge, and padded rim. The diagram includes item numbers and labels, with inventor J. Smith and patent date Jan. 24, 1928.
Description: Boffers are a funny thing. Sure, some of them are carefully crafted replications of historically accurate weaponry, formed from high quality carbon fiber cores and meticulously carved foams, coated in complex formulations of latex and pigments. Then there's the good old fashioned duct taped pool noodle over a PVC pipe. Regardless, prepare to get thwapped.
