Participation Merch

Participation Trophy Records logo in black

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Participation Trophy Records logo in white

Sometimes you just gotta give out a participation award. Good job you!

Hubby tries his best. A for effort. Participation Trophy Husband. Funny and sweet, makes a fun gift.

Hubby tries his best. A for effort. Participation Trophy Husband. Funny and sweet, makes a fun gift.

Get your lazy loved ones laughing with this brilliant, "Selective Participation" sloth design! The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. Ideal for fathers, mothers, grandparents, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and friends who are lazy. This tee is a great last-minute gift idea for Christmas, office parties, Father's or Mother's Day, birthdays or any special occasion. Celebrate with this funny and awesome design!

Get your lazy loved ones laughing with this brilliant, "Selective Participation" sloth design! The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. Ideal for fathers, mothers, grandparents, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and friends who are lazy. This tee is a great last-minute gift idea for Christmas, office parties, Father's or Mother's Day, birthdays or any special occasion. Celebrate with this funny and awesome design!

Participation medal

They weren't my pants though.

Everybody is a winner today!

No, I'm not lazy but um.. I'm actually out of energy. Selective participation.

Everybody gets a trophy, celebrate your failures and the considerably polite language of losing. One of us. One of us. One of us.

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If you are not first, then you are last. Participation trophies only satisfy the trophy shop. I'm certain it's been said. However, I get a kick out of my girls' rolling their eyes at me when I say the phrase.

Everyone deserves a trophy

Participation Trophy Records logo on a guitar pick.

Lazy is a Very Strong Word I Like To Call It Selective Participation - Funny Lazy Sloth

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Lazy Is A Very Strong Word I Like To Call it "Selective Participation"

This is for you

My Existence Was Adequate - Ish ))(( Participation Ribbon

Listen up, snowflake. Just because you didn't participate doesn't mean you win! Wait, yes it does. You win. Don't play their stupid games! First place! Well done, you!

Funny Quote

Hey, it’s better than nothing. Get this for yourself or for that special friend who bothered to show up.

Funny lazy people quote, "Lazy is a very strong word I prefer to call it selective participation."

Gold star for adults. Funny gift idea for adults that are adulting.

Adulting Level 1: Complete!

Never stop learning

"I have selective hearing sorry you weren't selected today tomorrow doesn't look good either". "I have selective hearing sorry you weren't selected today" tomorrow doesn't look good either - Cool adult humor saying gift ideas for older people, old men, women, bad listeners, coworkers, employees, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, and friends with selective hearing, who don't listen, or don't want to listen.

Even Millennials are cutting deals to enter the job market! Trading Participations Trophies for Stock Options these days! - Let's wish them the best of luck out there in the job market. Though you can do some pretty sweet job searching in the dark, online, in your skivvies in your parents basement! Wearing this T-Shirt from VivaChas will kill two birds with one stone. Fresh T-Shirt and walking advertisement in that all important first interview! - Good Luck Out There! Times are Tough - - - or hadn't you noticed? - Haaaz! - All in Good Fun Gang! - All in Good Fun! ~;0) VivaChas!

Lazy is a strong word I prefer to call it selective participation..Sloth funny gift

Proud of your pod and the work it has accomplished? Let your group show off its pod power.

I'm not banning everyone let's just see it as selective viewing

Everyone deserves a trophy

Celebrate the fact that 90% of life is showing up and then losing. You gave it a shot and it didn't work out, now please claim your award.