Patience Reserves Low Merch

Description: A side-eyeing llama holds still in "Patience Reserves: Low," a status report listing civility as holding, spit on standby and a threat level that's only one bar from trouble. Calm on the outside, unpredictable underneath, and built for anyone one more question away from losing it. A fun pick for llama lovers, customer service veterans, teachers, parents, or anyone running on fumes.