Pessimism Merch

Sometimes wishes do come true for nihilist dinosaurs.

Deep.

Life may be meaningless, but this kitty sure has fun!

I Don't Want to be Here (me literally anytime I am anywhere). Publicly display your disdain for where you are with this funny design. Perfect to take anywhere you don't want to be.

It's more than a mood, isn't it? When you want people to know you are questioning not only existence, but the universe in its entirety, this design is for you!

The cycle must end. All of us must return to the caldera. #MAGMA

Ripped from the void forced to be employed

Describing a generation in two words

It was 1964. A short guy and another fellow with an afro released an album with the greatest title ever: "Wednesday Morning, 3AM". The first song on the album was about devil worship. The devil deposits his seeds in the short man's brain while he sleeps and the afro creeps. They believed the devil communicated to them through neon lights. This was the first artwork for the album cover but Sony rejected it because it looked like the CEO's sex pillow.

As good as it gets

Put a positive spin on it. Succeeding in something...

Sorry For Being Annoying - Cute Frog Design

Life is meaningless and everyone dies

You want all, say it

It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

Get your philosophy freak on with the bad-boy of existentialism ∆∆∆∆

How do people feel these day because of the quarantine and COVID-19. My mood design

This is a Someday We'll All Be Dead design, makes an ideal pessimistic sarcasm gift.

made of

No fancy design and The glass is both half full and half empty.

Clear attitude!

A glass half empty of water. Sad glass of water character. Retro cartoon vector illustration.

Only nihilists people will understand this (Reasons none :) )

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. funny quote saying phrase

LIFE SUCKS T SHIRT AVAILABLE

...my coffee and my heart

Ripped from the void forced to be employed

d e a d j o k e

Albert Camus Is My Homeboy / Philosophy Geek Gift

Inspired by the amazing tv series, GLOW!

Even the ice cream knows.

Yup.

Embrace Nihilism. Nihilist Memes / Dark Humor

For day 14 of Inktober 2019 we had to draw OVERGROWN

Hello I'm Filled With Existential Dread