Phil Hartman Merch
Sassyland - Sassy's Sassiest Boys - Phil Hartman SNL Kids T-Shirt
by DarkLordPug
$13 $19
Description: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) doing the superior dance with one of the skit's key quotes
Well, Isn't That Special. Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fanboy Museum
$16 $24
Introverted, but willing to discuss vintage SNL skits. Crewneck Sweatshirt
by BodinStreet
$28 $35
Description: "Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.
The Law Offices of The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Est. 1989 Phone Case
by BodinStreet
$17 $23
Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic
and now Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Posters and Art
by BodinStreet
$10 $14
Toonces - The Cat Who Could Drive A Car Kids T-Shirt
by ris kingdom
$13 $19
Description: TOUCH MY MONKEY! LOVE IT! Liebe meine Abschminke! SNL's classic Sprocket sketch is immortalized in this fake movie poster for "DIETERS TRAUM" (Dieter's Dream). It is miserable and gorgeous. It will make you as happy as a little girl.
DIETERS TRAUM (Dieter's Dream) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Heft by Tyler Jacobs
$16 $24
Description: He really shouldn't leave that lying around! The evil plans of monorail huckster Lyle Lanley (he of the blazer, bowtie and boater) as seen by Marge in the episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" As you can see he plans on taking the monorail money and running away to Tahiti. Don't worry though, Leonard Nimoy will save them....or will he? Just make sure you're flight isn't rerouted to North Haverbrook, Odgenville or Brockway.