There Is No, There is Phone Case

Schrödinger’s Cat... Is it dead? Is it alive? That's the argument that ensues, that upon opening the box, both observer and the dead-and-alive cat now split into two realities. One reality, where the observer sees said dead cat, and another, where it's alive. What do you have to lose then? When you can choose and handpick your own reality, steer destiny in whichever direction as you please? The spoon exists only in the Matrix, which really means it doesn't exist, right?