Bear Attack Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Yo Josh, it's so nice here in this national park and OMYGAW a bear!! Now you've heard the advice play dead, make noise but the one asshat move you don't want to make is to push your slower friend toward the bear while you run the other way. I mean, what kind of friend does that?
Description: A bold dark-humor design featuring a fierce bear and the phrase “Before You Ask, It Was a Bear.” Perfect for amputees, supporters, outdoorsy personalities, and anyone who appreciates sharp, conversation-starting humor. A strong choice for people who enjoy resilient humor, survivor-style jokes, and edgy graphic designs with rugged wilderness energy.
Description: Love the great outdoors but aware of the risks? This funny hiking design features a skeleton backpacker running from a grizzly bear, perfect for anyone who knows that the trail is just a walk where you might not make it back. An ideal gift for sarcastic campers, nature lovers, and wilderness survivors hitting the national parks.