Bear Attack Shorts
Description: Whether you’re a seasoned thru-hiker, a weekend camper, or just someone who enjoys a healthy dose of dark humor, this design is for you. Featuring a vintage, distressed stencil style, this graphic offers the ultimate (if slightly pessimistic) advice for a grizzly encounter: "If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later."
Description: Looking to add a bit of personality to your look? Make a statement while maintaining a laid-back cool look with this Bear Attack design. Perfect for any time of the year and packed with a just-right touch of personality, this Angry Grizzly Bear Assault artwork features a bold and artistic design.
Description: A stark, monochromatic depiction of a bear looming over a person lying on the ground, seemingly playing dead. White text overlays the scene with the phrases "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD." above the illustration and "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER." below.
Description: A monochrome depiction of a bear standing over a person lying on the ground. The bear has its head lowered towards the person. Text in white uppercase letters is present at the top and bottom of the composition. The top text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKEE, PLAY DEAD". The bottom text reads "IT WILL GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LACTES".
Description: A black background with white text and a white silhouette of a bear interacting with a human figure. The text reads 'BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED. PLAY DEAD' and below the silhouette, 'IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER.' The style is stark and graphic.
Description: A humorous retro-style warning graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the grass. The person is wearing a blue shirt. Text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD" and "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONUTES LATER." A sunburst effect is behind the bear.
Description: A black background features white text and a monochrome graphic. The top text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". Below this, a large bear looms over a person lying on the ground in a fetal position. The bottom text reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Description: A graphic depicts a full-body brown bear standing over a person lying in grass, seemingly playing dead. White lines radiate from behind the bear. Text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD" and at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONUTES LATTER".
Description: A humorous monochrome depiction of a bear appearing to attack a person lying on the ground. White text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". White text at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICFR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES DEAR". The style is speckled and distressed.
Description: A humorous graphic displays a bear standing over a person lying on the ground in tall grass. Yellow lines radiate from behind the bear. The text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONITES LAPER". The style is bold and illustrative with a black background.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Monites Laper Shorts
by liquiditynationsquad
$27
Description: A graphic with a cartoon brown bear standing over a person lying on their back. The text at the top reads 'BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD' in orange and white. At the bottom, the text says 'IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YDIE A FEW MINUTES LATER' in white and orange. The background features a sunburst pattern and grass.
Description: A cartoon-style graphic showing a large brown bear riding a yellow bicycle on the left, while a smiling man in a checkered shirt and tie stands on the right with hands on hips. Below them, large yellow text reads: "I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS".
Description: A cartoon illustration featuring a brown bear riding a bicycle on the left and a man with glasses and a mustache standing with hands on hips on the right. Below is large text reading, 'I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED “DAD” INSTEAD OF “DEAD” WHEN THE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS.'
Description: A graphic with text at the top stating "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD". Below the text is a drawing of a brown bear standing over a person lying on the ground in grass. The bottom text reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FIWHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LAPHE". The style is cartoony with bold lettering.
Description: Looking to add a bit of personality to your look? Make a statement while maintaining a laid-back cool look with this Grizzly Bear Mouth Open t-shirt. Perfect for any time of the year and packed with a just-right touch of personality, this Bear Face t-shirt features a bold and artistic design.
