Bear Attack Merch
Description: Whether you’re a seasoned thru-hiker, a weekend camper, or just someone who enjoys a healthy dose of dark humor, this design is for you. Featuring a vintage, distressed stencil style, this graphic offers the ultimate (if slightly pessimistic) advice for a grizzly encounter: "If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later."
Funny Bear Attack Tip - Sarcastic Play Dead Survival Guide Tote
by BeTheFirstToWear
$14 $20
Description: Looking to add a bit of personality to your look? Make a statement while maintaining a laid-back cool look with this Bear Attack design. Perfect for any time of the year and packed with a just-right touch of personality, this Angry Grizzly Bear Assault artwork features a bold and artistic design.
Description: A stark, monochromatic depiction of a bear looming over a person lying on the ground, seemingly playing dead. White text overlays the scene with the phrases "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD." above the illustration and "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER." below.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead With Bear Crewneck Sweatshirt
by serviannamerch
$28 $35
Description: A monochrome depiction of a bear standing over a person lying on the ground. The bear has its head lowered towards the person. Text in white uppercase letters is present at the top and bottom of the composition. The top text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKEE, PLAY DEAD". The bottom text reads "IT WILL GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LACTES".
Description: A humorous vintage-style warning about bear attacks with the advice to play dead.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead Vintage Tank Top
by christian king studio
$16 $21
Description: A black background features white text and a monochrome graphic. The top text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". Below this, a large bear looms over a person lying on the ground in a fetal position. The bottom text reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead With Bear Over Person Socks
by antoniolero
$14 $20
Description: A humorous retro-style warning graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the grass. The person is wearing a blue shirt. Text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD" and "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONUTES LATER." A sunburst effect is behind the bear.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead Human and Bear Retro Baseball T-Shirt
by WADUK STORE
$19 $26
Description: A black background with white text and a white silhouette of a bear interacting with a human figure. The text reads 'BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED. PLAY DEAD' and below the silhouette, 'IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER.' The style is stark and graphic.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead With Bear Silhouette Magnet
by jn.anime
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A graphic depicts a full-body brown bear standing over a person lying in grass, seemingly playing dead. White lines radiate from behind the bear. Text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD" and at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONUTES LATTER".
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead Then Later Die Phone Case
by Nevercontentjpn
$17 $23
Description: A stark, monochrome composition featuring a white silhouette of a bear on top of a person lying on the ground. The text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED. PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead You Die Later T-Shirt
by Pastel Dream Nostalgia
$16 $24
Description: A humorous composition featuring a brown bear wearing boxing gloves and a red and white headband, presented in a cartoon style against a black background. Text above reads "I SURVIVED BEAR ATTACK" and text below reads "AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT".
I Survived Bear Attack And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt Bear Magnet
by telaso
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A humorous monochrome depiction of a bear appearing to attack a person lying on the ground. White text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". White text at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICFR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES DEAR". The style is speckled and distressed.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead If Attacked Funny Survival Humor Bag
by serviannamerch
$19 $24
Description: Get ready to pedal for your life with the "Meals on Wheels" t-shirt—a wild and hilarious tribute to the ultimate mountain biking adrenaline rush! Featuring a grizzly bear hot on the trail of a biker (who’s definitely rethinking their life choices), this design captures the thrill of the great outdoors and the fine line between adventure and becoming a bear’s lunch. Whether you’re a mountain biking enthusiast, a nature lover, or just someone who appreciates a good dose of dark humor, this shirt is your perfect companion for trails, breweries, or anywhere you want to show off your survivalist wit. Because sometimes, the real prize isn’t the finish line—it’s not becoming "Meals on Wheels"!
Grizzly Bear - Mountain Biker - Meals on Wheels! Crewneck Sweatshirt
by RainingSpiders.com
$28 $35
Description: A cartoon bear with a red and white headband and grey boxing gloves stands with its paws up. Text above reads "I SURVIVED A BEAR ATTACK" and below reads "AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT". The background is a muted reddish-brown.
I Survived A Bear Attack And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by serviannamerch
$17 $24
Description: Bear Attack Tip, Play Dead, Camping Gear, Camping Gift, Mens Camping T Shirt, I Hate Camping, Bear Shirts, Funny Shirts
Bear Attack Tip, Play Dead, Camping Gear, Camping Gift Phone Case
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$17 $23
Description: A humorous graphic displays a bear standing over a person lying on the ground in tall grass. Yellow lines radiate from behind the bear. The text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONITES LAPER". The style is bold and illustrative with a black background.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Monites Laper Kids T-Shirt
by liquiditynationsquad
$12 $19
Description: A cartoon-style graphic showing a large brown bear riding a yellow bicycle on the left, while a smiling man in a checkered shirt and tie stands on the right with hands on hips. Below them, large yellow text reads: "I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS".
"I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS" with Bear on Bicycle and Man Baseball T-Shirt
by antoniolero
$19 $26
Description: A humorous graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the ground in tall grass. White text is displayed at the top of the black background. The text reads, "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Bear Attack Tip If Attacked Play Dead Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later Socks
by Chacha Story Planets
$14 $20
Description: A graphic with a cartoon brown bear standing over a person lying on their back. The text at the top reads 'BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD' in orange and white. At the bottom, the text says 'IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YDIE A FEW MINUTES LATER' in white and orange. The background features a sunburst pattern and grass.
BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YDIE A FEW MINUTES LATER Kids T-Shirt
by WADUK STORE
$12 $19
Description: A cartoon illustration featuring a brown bear riding a bicycle on the left and a man with glasses and a mustache standing with hands on hips on the right. Below is large text reading, 'I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED “DAD” INSTEAD OF “DEAD” WHEN THE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS.'
I Accidentally Played Dad Instead Of Dead When The Bear Attack... Now It Can Ride A Bike Without Training Wheels Illustration Magnet
by Airun Real
$3.75 $4.75
