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This graphic depicts the Vermin-In-Chief sporting the aptly entitled moniker on his trademark red cap which was conferred upon him by his former Secretary of State as a testament to his limited cerebral capacity and dexterity. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This illustration emphasizes the various character traits that attribute to The Donald with words that begin with the letter "D". These are not opinions . The Donald has demonstrated these behaviors on the record, on camera for the world to see, throughout his life, most prevalent since he announced, ran for, and assumed the presidency. His misogyny, racism, illiteracy, stupidity and ignorance are on full display for the world. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

A graphic that illustrates the hypocritical, misplaced loyalty of the person elected as the embodiment of quintessential citizenship and patriotism whose FIRST allegiance is actually – obviously - to the almighty dollar From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

An illustration that speaks to Donald’s public embrace of right wing racists, nazis and fascists who openly and proudly espouse their hate with Oval Office approval and impunity, while The Donald supports their causes with rhetoric and official policy – like in the good ole days when non-whites stayed in their place From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

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DC C.R.A.P. is a brand identity logo for a collection of sardonic, tongue-in-cheek commentary on the policies, actions and state-of-affairs in our nation’s capital promulgated by The Donald and his abysmal band of misguided , disloyal confederates From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Depicts the internal poisoning of the GOP because the bile that should be regularly expelled to keep the party functioning well – in the name of Donald Trump - is clogging the Party’s innards destroying the will and moral compass required to lead the nation and conduct themselves as citizens and patriots first, instead of partisan votes for hire From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This design addresses the unadulterated, unmitigated, gutter racism displayed by Trump's chief-of-staff, Generally Ignorant Kelly, who follows the lead of Clueless Leader by unapologetically insulting a blameless, distinguished African-American congresswoman - and by synecdoche all Americans who are not rich, white and unbigoted. This is not a drill. Trump and company want to Take America Back - Waaay Back. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This illustration depicts the proverbial “swamp” that The Donald promised to clean-up upon his arrival to The District that he instead infested with himself and the worst of his ilk From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Humorous take on serious issue of current Resident and his elfin attorney general not enforcing, pushing against and attempting to turn back civil rights laws and established policies benefiting non-whites in matters of political and economic parity, and social justice. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Illustration featuring a quote by Donald at the height of the child-stealing southern-border immigration controversy that is more apropos to the child-abuser-in-chief’s cronies and sycophants at the White House and Capitol From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Illustration depicts the self-appointed national “Mani-arch” sitting upon his throne producing the steady supply of what he attempts to feed the nation daily, while flushing away long-held standards of civility and tactful public discourse that have been hallmarks of the office of the American presidency for centuries From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Graphic message speaking to donald trump's contempt, disrespect and disdain for America, and anything or anyone other than his avaricious self, as a citizen, as a candidate, and since he's assumed the highest office, ultimately selling out the country and the presidency for a few more dollars. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

A graphic take on the “F**king Moron” who described African and Caribbean countries as “shitholes” while his own mouth has chronic diarrhea which is connected to his “brain” which is an overflowing sewer From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

An illustration that suggests it will be citizens, not the checkers and balancers of Executive government power – the Congress and Supreme Court – who will stand up and curtail the destructive politics and policies of the Oval office rat. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

A satirical graphic take on the bombastic, dishonest, bullying, crass performances the Oval Office spokesperson delivers almost daily as she addresses the national press corp From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Introducing the "Justice Advocate" Hat – a bold accessory that encapsulates a strong stance on accountability and the rule of law. This unique hat features the unmistakable mugshot of Donald Trump alongside the assertive phrase "Make Criminals Go to Jail Again." Through this design, the hat delivers a powerful message that prompts reflection on justice, governance, and the importance of upholding the law.

This graphic depicts the constant parade of White House staff fired, resigned or otherwise relieved of their employment (some apparently gladly) as corruption, incompetence and scandal consume the Trump administration. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

A graphic take on the old adage: “if it walks like a duck.” Nuff said: Donald Trump is a racist! From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This depiction illustrates the sad but true fact that the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in fact no more than that – a resident, simply the guy who occupies the place. The Resident’s record as a Vietnam draft dodger suggests he has the courage of a chicken. An observation from his Secretary of State suggests he is a “fucking moron.” The company he keeps proves him to be a racist and a hater. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This graphic illustrates the fragile ego and thin-skinned veneer of the septuagenarian juvenile who currently sits in the Oval Office. Being far out of his element and caught naked and afraid has caused fissures in Trump's facade to shatter for the whole world to see to the extent that his high-priced lawyers and Russian handlers can't resurrect him. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection