Dimwitted Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

This one takes the cake. It was so stupid, I had to make a tshirt for him. As of August 2020, 100% of my earnings here will go directly to the Make-A-Wish of Western New York. Please help make a sick kid's wish come true.

Be patient, please - thinking takes time. / Tenga paciencia, por favor - el pensamiento lleva tiempo. / Bitte warten - Denken braucht Zeit.

This pandemic has left me WHIM-witted (white text)

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.