Resisting the urge to type out the lyrics to "Shoop" here. Ahhh! Niece my witness. Err! Can I get some fries. EEK! Yum yum chocolate chip. GAH! MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM OOH OOH I LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU DO WHAT YOU DO YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOOP! ::shrugs::
Tags: music, hip-hop, shoop, song, gay
Shh. Don't speak. I have questions. Are you thirstier than the average bear? Does your reputation for dirtiness precede you? Do you simply like barnyard animals? If you answered yes to any of the preceding questions, congratulations. Buy this. You pig!
Tags: barn, farm, piggy, animal, gay
"Brute Enforcement Augers Reality." Um. No. How about "Brenda, Earrings Are Real!" Definitely not. What about "Breeding Eagerly And Readily." Oh heavens. You know what it is. It's a play on those old D.A.R.E. kid drugs and booze shirts, only hairier. And boozier.
Tags: nostalgia, pride, 80s, 90s, folsom
Do you order up the sampler platter and snout those poppers like a truffle hunting sow? Do you send them back if they are not ooey and gooey enough? Do you want to see some stretch when you nibble? If you answered "That'll do, pig" to any of the preceding questions, congratulations! You're a poppers pig. Now stuff those jalapenos with cheese, batter 'em down, fry 'em up til they're golden brown, and pop 'em in your face hole while wearing this charming design as a bib! Only then will that do, pig.
Tags: food, peppers, pride, lgbt, gay