Funny Assault Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

"I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!" - Sheriff of Nottingham

Perfect for soldiers and Parachute Regiment veterans. Also makes a funny paratrooper gift for grandad, dad, son, brother, husband or boyfriend at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army, paratrooper, British soldier, airborne brotherhood or WW2 tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

CHARLIE AND WEAPON FACTORY TEES AVAILABLE

Perfect for British airborne veterans, airborne forces soldiers and British paratroopers. Also makes a cool Para Reg gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for military / army tank pilot or driver !

The Salt is wielding a Kalashnikov! It’s a salt with a deadly weapon! Original character hand drawn by David Baker of Art From The Blue Room.

Assault Oreos! Formerly known as the Honey Badgers! Show your team pride!

Classic sprite from everyone's favorite adventure game!

Hope you like it.

AK 47 Assault rifle

assault and battery

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for military / army tank pilot or driver !

Someone Threw Sodium Chloride At Me! That's A Salt!

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for military / army tank pilot or driver !

Here is a unique specimen of a Tyrannosaurus rex that fought with valor and honor in prehistoric times, a recognized veteran! Comic design on the theme of military and dinosaurs

I would not comply if Congress passes a ban on firearms.

Vintage fanzine design in which a terrified blond man is being surrendered by someone holding a gun, a gray revolver that is pointed at his nose.

Most Dangerous Assault Weapon in the US! (According to the left)

Classic sprite from everyone's favorite adventure game!

We will do it!

Someone Threw Sodium Chloride At Me! That's A Salt!

Things I Do In My Spare Time - Funny Helicopter Pilot Apparel The perfect gift to any helicopter pilot or air assault veteran. Funny aviation design for becoming heli pilots and flight instructors.

look, that's so cute right?

Buy this funny ‘ASSAULT AND BATTERY’ cartoon T-shirt. Visualized in an opposite way, with an illustration of a cute ‘SALT’ and a ‘BATTERY’ illustration. Stop violence just love each other!