I Am Currently Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: A round, happy calico cat sits with closed eyes and a soft blush, wearing a fluffy gray hat shaped like a cute creature with little antlers. Its name is Mallowbean Trindlewick, a serene dreamer who drifts through cozy thoughts and sleepy starlit realms who is Currently Disassociating.
Description: Cool casual or party t-shirt, unique and original graphic design. Cute gift for everybody who love sarcasm or funny sayings lovers. Great idea for present t shirt for adults, strong women or men, perfect wife or husband, mother or father to be, best mom or dad, tired or desperate mommy or daddy. Trendy, awesome outfit for lazy sister or brother, anti-social daughter or son, best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, cousin, grandma, grandpa. Adorable tee shirt ideal for or Mother's Day, Father's day, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, happy birthday or every day.
I Am Unable To Quit As I Am Currently Too Legit Cool Sarcasm Phone Case
by DDJOY Perfect Gift Shirts
$23
Description: Caution: Currently unsupervised and ready for whatever happens next! This design is for the free spirit who knows that when the "adults" aren't looking, the best stories are made. If you embrace the chaos, love a good laugh, and aren't afraid of where your lack of supervision might lead you, this shirt is your new uniform. Wear it to announce your independence—and maybe warn everyone else to hold on tight!
Description: Some days, the planet just refuses to make any logical sense whatsoever, and your particular computer completely freezes up. You try to participate in normal daily activities, but everything feels completely upside down and incredibly confusing. Your brain is giving you error messages, your coordination is offline, and nothing is loading correctly. It is not a bad mood; it is a full system glitch that requires everyone to give you a very wide berth until the issue resolves itself. You are navigating life like a device that desperately needs to be unplugged and plugged back in. Expecting functional behavior right now is totally unreasonable. Sometimes, students and workers need a context where nothing makes sense anymore.
Description: Treating your total emotional collapse as a perfectly routine maintenance event is a completely brilliant and hilarious coping strategy. When you feel a massive breakdown approaching, you simply announce to the room that your psychological software is totally crashing down. It is incredibly funny to watch people react to your completely robotic and highly calm declaration of absolute mental destruction. This technical language completely removes the messy emotional weight from the situation and turns your panic into a total joke. We all need to occasionally just power completely down, forcefully clear our massive cache, and totally restart our entire operating system. Wait while your brain installs all the human updates.
